Welcome back, my friends! How wonderful it is to see you all yet again! This Season, glorious Season 28, we have quite a few amazing things to show you! There are several people who have come back to fight again after a long abscence, and some new faces! At any rate, you should check out the Results and see just what happened last season! **Importantion information for newcomers! Please click This Link to go to a post made by our moderators that should hopefully answer several of your questions! If you have any more, simply feel free to go to the forums and ask!** This week, we have several matchups in each and every division for your viewing and voting pleasure. The mad god himself, Kefka, winner of last season's Godlike championship now faces against someone who is up there on posing as a god as well. False Althena, the powerful being will be facing Kefka down in the arena. She will be throwing Ray after Ray towards him as he tries to defeat her with mighty Havoc wings. I wonder which of these two titans will best the other? Moving down to Heavy, a match this week is the hero Maxim facing off against Purim, who herself has a myraid of abilities! Maxim will be using all of his tricks against the female magic-user, who will in turn being using her own bag of tricks! These two will have an amazing battle the likes of which has never been seen! Maybe! In Middle, we will be able to see the Einherjar Lucian face off against the Knight, Borus. Both of these young men are very adept fighters and both of them are fighting on behalf of a woman they both care very deeply about, though... perhaps not in the same manner. It will be sword against sword, knight against knight! Finally, in Light, the Lunarian FuSoYa will be stepping up to fight Sophia, the girl with some magical powers of her own. These two magicians will be flinging countless spells at one another, as well as healing themselves as they take damage from the other. Who's health will drop first? Who's magic will run out? Your vote determines it! Please hurry over to the The Arena's in order to cast your vote as soon as possible! Please also remember that Not Ranked is back and always requires votes from you! People are always welcome at The Forums so please head on over! Newcomes are invited to join and take part whenever they'd like. You should also remember that The Season 28 Week 1 Topic is also up if you'd like to see what others are saying about the matches this week. **Everyone, listen! Have you ever wanted to take part in our Bonus Matches? Have you ever had a great idea you thought would make an awesome match? Well here's your chance! Just go to the Bonus Match Ideas Post and read all about it! As always, my friends, it has been an amazing time for me. I hope that your days are filled with joy and amusement and that I can see you again soon. Behind the Scenes is not a moment away! Ahh, this the best part of the season. The arena's freshly painted, Odin's mop glistens in the sun like morning dew, new duellers hope to achieve fame and fortune like a...um...fame and fortune seeking thing... ...and you still need to work on your similes, man. Hey, I'm attending Poetry classes. Remind me to send you my new newsletter, Pieces of Ultros. I've heard rave reviews of it. Never had a finer lining for a birdcage, they said. Look at the glisten while you can, octopus. There's been another Creamonade explosion in the east wing and by all accounts it took out half the stalls in the bathroom, causing a tank backflow and.. While we all find your unsanitary exploits endlessly amusing, Odin, I must suggest you get your poseur God self over there posthaste and stop disgusting my minions. Ultros! Get the cameras! Somebody find Morte and step on him for good luck! My pleasure. My face! My beautiful face! Usually I'd object to such blatant abuse, but when I came in today Morte insulted my sense of style and pearly white teeth. Step away! Welcome back, dear Readers, to the beginning of Season 28! After last season's exciting conclusion I'm sure you're ready to start the fun all over again! Let's get started by bringing out some Godlikes. Everybody welcome the Wingly, Lloyd, and the Wind Fiend, Valvalis. 6 years later, and still better than Melbu. Some people say I'm better than Zeromus, you know. And that's alot better than being better than Miss "Ooh I've got Moon Child powers and a zillion different forms lalalala!" Think of it this way: All those powers were meant for Shana. ....I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or run screaming. Welcome to my world. On second thought, let's try Kuja and Ness. I'm sure a guy who wears a thong and a 10 year old kid will be less disturbing, and I just died a little on the inside when I said that. Hey! Just because YOU couldn't pull it off! Oh, you just ASKING for a baseball to the face. Easy there, slugger. Kuja, Ness, it's been awhile since you've been competing in the arena. How does it feel to be back in the DL proper? Well, I was mostly caught up with the recent Zidane mishaps, but now that that's over I've really been enjoying the chance to prove that I am the true Final Fantasy Villain, and not that pathetic clown. All the candy I can eat and the chance to beat down a guy related to that monkey thing? It's like I've died and gone to a violent, candy-filled heaven. Gotta love kids. All right, where are all the Heavies? I gotta go now. Secret Super Equity Friends meeting. If it's so secret, why did you tell us about it? ...Would you honestly try and find the meeting of a group of very well-armed Superhero's? I suppose you've got a point there. Anyway, Red, your opponent this week is Lawfer. Odin says he's pretty damn good. How do you propose to deal with him? Well, he already died once, didn't he? He can't be that tough. And what do you have to say about that, Law...Hey, where is Lawfer? Ugh...sorry I'm late. Odin stole my spear and tried to level up with it. Why's it all bloody? He tried to level up against a Hamster. That's our Odin! You try to make up a catch-phrase again and you'll wish you were Odin's Hamster-covered remains. Anyway, Lawfer, how do you plan to face Red? I stake everything on this single blow. Uh-huh. And if that doesn't work? I...I..stake everything on this single blow! Good luck with that, Necro-boy. Guess Odin isn't the only messed up person coming out of Asgard. All right, let's try Middle. Yarr! #@#%@#% Pirates! You should #@%#@# into a @##%# size @#%#@% with a 4-inch radius of ##@%2 with #$^#$^$# tape measure into a @%@#%@% by 4 circumference! Nate, set fire to Middle. Done. EEK! Man, I could have gone years without knowing Cid could shriek like that. I don't even have ears, and the pain is immense. Such...a headache...just hurry up and bring in the Lights...owww... I have some headache powder. You have an honest face, so I'll let it go for...2,000 Fol? Woof! *sniff* Hey..that's a nice..doggy..hey...get out of there...no...bad doggy! New deal. You give me the headache powder and I won't tell everybody about the secret pockets full of pork rinds. Eh, tubby? IT'S A GLANDULAR PROBLEM! I HAVE A SLOW METALABOLISM! LEAVE ME ALONE! WAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Another BtS, another person running away in tears. I feel better already! Alright, guys, let's call it a wrap. I'll see you next week, Readers, as we welcome the next batch of Season 28 duellers, here on Behind the Scenes! Going off in 3..2... WAIT! Where is he? Where is that poseur White Wolf Luca? I will show him who truly deserves that title! Why am I not in Godlike!? I AM VANYARD, THE WHITE WOLF OF NORGARD, AND I WILL NOT ACCEPT DEFEAT! My, my, what a darling outfit you have there. You must tell me where you got it. Let's go to Milich's tea party and have us a nice little discussion, handsome... Hey..let go of me...what are you..no....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!