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Hello again! Season 33 is upon us, signors, and as always Morrie is here to tell you all about what's going on in the MONSTROUS PIT this week! Of course, you certaintly will want to head over to the Results and see how the last week of Season 32 turned out.
**Importantion information for newcomers! Please click This Link to go to a post made by our moderators that should hopefully answer several of your questions! If you have any more, simply feel free to go to the forums and ask!** Though it may not seem like it at first, Kratos and Ness have alot in common. Both are durable physical attackers who also have healing, and lead their respective games in rankings. So who will prove the better? Can Kratos' swordskills make mincemeat out of Ness's unbelivably high HP? Or will Ness's baseball bat knock Kratos out of contention? Steiner and Kyra are both going to be looking to prove themselves in Heavy this week. Both have been neglected for many seasons, and no doubt they're eager to make up for lost time in the most painful way possible. Steiner has plenty of damage....but Krya has her magical shielding. On the flipside, Steiner has plenty of defense himself! This will be an excellent match, signors! On to Middle, where we have a match of tanks! Thursday and Ziggy can both take quite a bit of punishment, and Thursday's skillset and Ziggy's physical prowness allow them to dish out plenty in return! Robot and Cyborg clash in a battle of technology and strength. Who will win, and who will be reduced to a pile of scrap? At last, it is my great pleasure to tell you about the most entertaining Light Match in recent memory, signors! This week, in one corner, we have...a dog. But not just any dog! With all the mystical attackign power of your average housepet, Koichi is given the chance to shine! Bandanna waving proudly in the air, Koichi faces off against...a flower girl. But not just any flower girl! Mariel is the last member of the ancient Elw race on the planet of Filgaia, and what she lacks in defense, strength, or any stat whatsoever, she makes up for with plenty of free healing. Can you FEEL THE GUSTO? The fight will be one for the ages, I assure you! Now that I've given you a taste of this week, head on over to the Monstrous Pit and see what else is in store for you! Don't forget the Not Ranked Monstrous Pit is available if you haven't already stopped by. Join the discussion and participate in the Season 33, Week 1 topic , as I'm sure you'd be welcome, ay? **Everyone, listen! Have you ever wanted to take part in our Bonus Matches? Have you ever had a great idea you thought would make an awesome match? Well here's your chance! Just go to the Bonus Match Ideas Post and read all about it! Goodbye until next week, signors! I'll see you during the next round of Season 33, and until then take care, and enjoy the latest round of coworker abuse and rampant whackiness on Behind The Scenes:
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