 | How are we going to explain this one to Nate?
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 | By blaming it on Odin?
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 | There's no way the boss will believe Odin managed to wreck the set by himself.
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| My tenacle slipped! Really! So I accidently nuked every champion this week. It wasn't my fault Profound Darkness got wasted on spiked punch and was attempting to strip.
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 | It wasn't my fault! I told you that we shouldn't invite the champs in before the show just to laugh at them.
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| Worse was Vaynard somehow finding his way in.
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 | No mere "Godlike" can deny my mandate of heaven. The darkness evil is no more than a bug for me to squash. The penultimate White Wizard? Just another mountain for me to climb. And a smarmy mage with excellent hair, while close to my mental equal, couldn't match the divinity of the power of the Chaladbog.
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| ..Whipping boy?
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| Whipping boy. Ultros, grab the loser and let's drag him to Nate's office.
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| Does no one listen to me?!!!?!?!?
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| Short version: no. Long version: Shut up.
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| *****************Nate's mansion******************
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 | More guests? Oh boy. Slavegirl, let them in.
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 | *Grumble* Who is it?
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| It's your loyal underlings!
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| They're finally here? Took them long enough to cook up a story.
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| We've captured the person responsible for wre..ck..in...crap.
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 | Look what the skull dragged in.
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 | What you did was most dishonorable.
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 | I'm ashamed by what you did. And you call yourselves heroes?
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| Heroic?! I'm the most heroic of the group, and I'm a flying, lying skull. Try again.
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| This assualt upon my person will not be tolerated.
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| This one will be though. *Punt*
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| Norgard Defence Force's glorious leader will not stand for thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!
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| Nor sit for it, after that kick. Ahem. You four have some explaining to do. Like why my set is a wreck, and how come I had an extremely large and not sober Profound Darkness attempt to strip in the middle of my lawn. It took Indalecio and Fou-Lu combined to drag her off.
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| You see, when a ultimate being of evil and a White Wizard love each other very much, they get drunk and start tel... you know what, I'm just going to go throw myself out and save everyone the trouble.
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| It's a sad day when Odin shows the most brains in the group.
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| Yang says you spiked the refreshments and taunted them for being ugly. Why?
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| Seemed funny at the time.
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| It still does, honestly.
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| They said we were too ugly to be on a championship diamond! And that we robbed people. And that Mithos was cuter than me... waaaah!
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| How'd the set get wrecked? Is it true you egged on the Profound Darkness and had her beat up the other three and destroy the set in the process?
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| That's a completely one sided story.
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| Yeah, I also said that Cecil could do better than Rosa.
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| In short, you wrecked the studio and tormented the guests, but did it off the clock?
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| Hey...
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| Now that's what I call employee of the month material.
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| This is about to get ugly, I can tell. *Jump!*
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| Boss, can I pound the FF4 losers into the dirt and call it a wrap?
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| Sounds good to me. Another expensive season in the bag. Maybe BtS will turn a profit this season.
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| I wouldn't count on it. |
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