I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! In addition, there's another small tournament called Not Ranked, which pits an even wider assortment of unique, secretive and unknown warriors against each other in a similar vein. If you're looking for a favourite, it wouldn't hurt to check that out as well. The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! Aah, glad I could be of assistance. But before I knock off for a much deserved drink, here's the current news and status of the Duelling League this week: Not Ranked: Not Ranked is open! Send in votes and comments, as this league is built by and for the fans. Week 3 ends soon, so vote now! Week 4.. ah. Not only does it have the almighty Bloodbane preparing to sharpen it's claws and return to action, it has a charmer in Balthier seeking to spread his fame! Fresh off his time spent with Ramza during the Lion War, he has Barrage and a barrel of other tricks to handle the magical assault of Goddess. Don't take my word for it, students, see the action for yourself! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! Soooooooooooooooooo. Come on, Odin, put up or shut up. The prize is waiting for you. All you have to do is fulfill the bargain. I'm thinking...I'm thinking.... Hah! He's got nothing. I know I'm going to regret asking, but what exactly are you guys up too? If Odin can tell us the scariest image that can possibly be thought of, he wins. Me and Gil have already gone. Oh? I said "Brahne naked." Ugh. Okay, a strong response. How did you top that? I said "Chisato naked". AAAAH! Like I said, there's no way he can top that. Like you fruits would have any idea what to do anyway. Sssh. I think he's got something. Okay...Okay... Spit it out, man! One day, there will be a Hollywood blockbuster movie about LOLcats. It will make several million dollars. Eep. Dear...god.... That....I think we're done here. I hate you. So very much. The trailer will be nothing but 4chan memes! SHUT UP! The tagline will be "I iz in ur film, chewin ur scenery" I...can't take it... The Agressive Cat will be played by Joe Pesci, and the Defensive Cat will be played by Robert De Niro. What have we wrought? DIE, MONSTER! This...was not a good start. On the other hand, it can't get much worse, can it? Yes. Yes it can. Oh, how silly of me to have hope. Proceed. With pleasure. The DL's return season starts to wind down today, readers, with the semifinals for Season 41! Who will win? Who will lose? Who will suffeer terrible consequences? All these and more on Behind the Scenes! Starting off, with two Godlikes that you undoubtedly know very well, Yuri Hyuga and Jenna Angel! Glad to be back again. Not for long, FOOL! Pleasant one, ain't ya? Save it for the arena. Now, Yuri, fighting the best of Godlike isn't exactly new to you, but this is the first time you've fought Jenna, correct? Well, yes, but I don't see it being much of a problem. I mean, really, killing demons and whatnot is my specialty. Especially since I have some walking around inside me. Oh, I'm going to enjoy devouring you. Oh, sorry, I'm in a committed relationship right now. ... I can safely say I was not expecting that. Yuri, you do know that Jenna's. uh... Evil? Well, obviously, but it's not like that's something that couldn't be worked on. But Alice wouldn't appreciate me hitting on crazy demon chicks that created children somehow without a guy. I'd like to hear that story someday! I...um..well...I really don't have anything else to add after that. I'll, uh, kill you and stuff. Yeah. There are no words. So onto Heavy! This time around, Surt and Kharg have agreed to answer our questions! Now then, Kharg, since nobody likes you, Odin's going to be bouncing his script writing ideas for the LOLcats movie off of you... I can't help but feel this is the Deimos's fault somehow. Surt, meanwhile, will tell us how many ways he'll make Kharg suffer. With pleasure. First, I think I'll burn him into cinders, then burn the cinders, then use the cinders in my garden, which will produce a squash plant. I will then burn the squash plant and throw the remains into an orphanage. I will then burn all the orphans tears, and in turn burn all their hopes and dreams(yes, I can do this). Afterwards, lunch, and then I'll see what I can do about that stupid Owl ship. The keyword here is "Fire". That will do quite nicely. I CAN HAS INTERVWS NOW PLZ? Well, that didn't take very long. Dump him with the rest of the mentally scarred BtS stars and fill out the insurance form, Gilgamesh. Normally I'd gripe about the cost, but that was very satisfying. We're going at a steady rate right now, so let's keep up the momentum and welcome Peter and Lute! Frankly, you all terrify me. Fascinating. How do you see the match going, Peter? Well, all I can really do is attack, so I think I'll do that until the girl stops moving and falls over. Riveting as always... I can constantly whine about a race of people I know nothing about if that helps. Point. Lute? I'm rather fond of roast chicken, and am very curious as to what a roasted Phoenix tastes like. It should be a rather interesting experiment, yes? We'll see how well you can cast your magic after I rearrange your innards a little bit, sister. I'll have to remember to bring some sauce. Disembowelment, or a culinary experiement? You decide! Aww, now I'm hungry. Almost done, no worries. GUYS, NEW IDEA! How about in the middle of the movie there's a hour-long RickRoll, and then we ca-*SPLORCH* How did you revive? Oh, I guess he can't answer without a mouth. Or a brain. Like he had one anyway. Oooooh, diss. Alrighty then. Finally, here are our most distinguished guests from Light, Lowen and Lani! Who said that? Where am I? Why is it so dark? I knew that haircut was a bad idea. Lani. You know, from that boss battle before the second disk. When you got to the new continent! I had an axe and stuff! What do you mean, you don't remember me? Uh...huh. Well, whoever you are, talk about the match. Weapon triangle advantage is cheating, and furthermore, That's very nice. How about you, Lowen? Well, talking dark-blotch to my right, I think I'll just start stabbing with my spear until I hit something soft. You'd be surprised how often that works out. Not very well? I try so hard... COME ON! I'm totally memorable! Sorry, miss, but you'll have to leave, this is for RPG characters only. Well, I'll let security handle it. Anyway, that wraps it up for this week. See you for Finals!