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 | Go ahead and say it blondie, you know you want to.
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 | I believe the appropriate phrase here is "I told you so."
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| Shut it.
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 | Yuna still have you doing PR for her, Jade?
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| She and her friends were up late celebrating. She didn't want to wake up early enough to make it in today.
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| You don't sound too thrilled with that.
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| I would say not, considering I was up even later cleaning their mess up. And when Rikku and Wakka get drunk, they make alot of mess.
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 | Ouch. I know how that goes, buddy.
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| Sympathy from Odin. That's harsh.
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| Moving on to a more pleasant topic, Chisato, how is that minion fusion you stitched together last week holding up?
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| I have trouble thinking of that as more pleasant then anything.
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| Why don't you see for yourself? Hey Ultramesh, get out here! Just because you've got double the dose of loser now doesn't mean you can ditch work!
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 | Man, walking like this is weird. Yeah, tell me about it.
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| Such craftsmanship. It's a wonderful specimen, Chisato. Are you going to make more?
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| ...you know what? Show's yours Chisato. I'm leaving before something happens to make me wish I had left earlier.
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| It would be kind of hard to make more, there's only the two of us. Yeah, and she better start working on fixing this problem, not replicating it.
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| That shouldn't be a problem, just give it the ability to breed with itself, and then you can reproduce this marvelous experiment as often as you like.
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| Hmm.
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| Woah, woah, woah! Nuh uh, ain't gonna happen sister!
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| As intriguing as that idea sounds, I'll have to pass. Not really feeling anything that will require me to get close to their privates.
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| You're all freaks. And I believe that's my cue to see if I can catch up with Mr. Nanjo. Exit, stage left.
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| Some sacrifices must be made in the name of science. But I suppose we can discuss this later, I have other places to be.
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 | Oh, there some kind of losers party going on?
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| Watch your speech, Gades. There is still a world of difference between Heavy champion and Godlike runner up. But enough, I'll be late for Loki's Bosses Who Hate PCs In Godlike meeting.
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| Hey Gades, where's Kharg? Isn't he supposed to be here with you?
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| Oh, him? He kept pestering me for a rematch because he thinks I cheated or something, so I mugged some blue haired punk for a bow and shot his airship down. He's still trying to crawl out from under it.
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| Man, one good arrow is all it takes to bring one of those AtL airships right out of the sky. Shoddy workmanship if you ask me. I bet I could improve on that design in my sleep.
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| Oh, like you "improved" on us? Yeah, don't let her near it, she'll probably stitch it to a wailord and call it fixed.
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| But you are improved. Just think of the sheer destructive power you can wield now! With four tentacles to brace the body along with the legs, that leaves you six arms, all bearing mighty weapons, and four other very strong tentacles to attack with! You're practically a one man...er, one thing army!
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| You've gotta be kidding me. Oh sure, we can kill stuff faster now, whoop-de-doo.
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| Hey, be nice guys, he's just trying to point out the upside here.
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| Are you two fools? There is nothing BUT upside to this! You've gone from two separate but powerful entities to a single nearly almighty one! You are a hairsbreadth from achieving the powers of FRUE DESTRUCTION!
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| I'll pass, thanks. Destructive power isn't the only thing that matters you know.
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| ...I...you...
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| Uh-oh, I think you guys broke him.
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| NEVER SAY SUCH THINGS AGAIN!!! DESTRUCTION ISN'T EVERYTHING!?!?!? IT'S THE ONLY THING!!!!
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| Looks like I'll be needing my mops soon. I should go get them.
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| You do that. Ultramesh, show our Heavy guest to the door. The hard way if he's not going to calm down.
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| Don't call me that. Yeah, don't call me that either. We're still different people mentally.
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| You are? I'll have to work on that.
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| Uh oh. Um, I mean, whatever you say chief! Ultramesh away!
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| Fools! You have power, but I am destruction incarnate! I am like unto a GOD!
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| Didn't you use that joke last week? Yeah, try to get some new material before next season, man. Come on, out you go.
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| Ah, hey! Unhand me, worm!
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| Unhand you? Sure, why not.
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| YAAAAARGH! My arms!
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| I think you pulled too hard, Ul. Yeah, looks like I disarmed him instead of unhanding him.
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| Oh man, sinistrals bleed alot.
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| Well then better get started moppy.
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 | Ah, perhaps today isn't the best of days? Should we just call this a bust and come back next season?
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| What are you talking about? Of course not, have a seat.
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 | Uh, seriously, we could, y'know, come back sometime. Like maybe when there aren't mutant freaks tearing people's arms off...
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| Don't be silly, come and be interviewed. Now, Canas, how is that middle championship treating you?
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| Rather well, I'd say. It's nice to know that I'm quite capable of defending myself against even rather strong opponents. And it was also a good feeling to see my elder magic fare so well while the anima magic of Lute and Nino fell short. Let's me know I really made the right decision.
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| Hey, I think some of us are a bit more then "rather" strong! It's not like you got this win over a bunch of chumps.
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| So, Peter, how's it feel to lose to someone who doesn't even like to fight?
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| Hey, last I checked, most of the Ryus don't actually like to fight. So I'm not exactly in poor company here.
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| I suppose you have a point. Say, Canas, you're a scholarly type, right? Always looking for new experiences and things to see, yes?
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| Ah...yes?
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| How would you like to fly? Not being catapulted or anything, but really fly under your own power?
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| Oh, I've always wanted to fly, honestly. I've researched into many different spells that could possibly allow flight, but none of them have worked properly, I'm afraid. Do you have any information on a more reliable flight spell?
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| Well actually...
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| Whew, sorry about taking so long chief. Yeah, took awhile to drag him all the way to the street even without his arms.
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| Wait...flight...mutant monsters...OH HELL NO! You stay away from my wings, witch! I'm outta here!
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| Hmm? Oh. OH. Yes, I believe I'll have to decline your, ah, generous...offer, miss Chisato. And if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking my leave as well.
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| Dammit Ultramesh! Couldn't you have stayed gone for just a bit longer? I almost had them!
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| Um, sorry?
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| Grr. Just get the lights in here, maybe I can do something interesting to them.
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 | Not likely.
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 | I have good friends in Godlike, senorita. I would advise against trying to turn me into some sort of mutant.
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| Hey, for you getting any of this would be a step up.
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| Ooh, so are you volunteering, Lani?
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| Hell no.
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| So do you have any real questions to ask, or just half baked plots to try and get us to agree to being your guinea pigs?
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| I dunno, I always thought her plots were fully baked. Seriously, take a look at us, she had to be on something when she had this idea.
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| Hey, what are you accusing me of? I'm perfectly clean.
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| Except for that blood splatter on your shoes.
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| The what? Oh, crap, I thought I cleaned that off before coming in.
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| Y'know that doesn't look like Gades's blood either. And he's the only person who bled on the show today...
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| ...yeah, I'm gone. Don't book me until the finals next season, I've had enough of you freakshows.
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| I'll show myself out.
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| Uh, chief? Who's blood is that?
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| Um, yours? Same shoes from last week?
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| Nope, I know what my blood looks like. Yeah, so do I.
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| Is that...I think it's chocobo blood. And...motor oil?
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