 | Well, it's been a long, hard road to get here today...
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 | Um, it's only Week 3...
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| ...Oh, yeah. Well, it's been a short, easy, occasionally embarassing road to get here today...halfway to actually accomplishing something. Go team!
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 | To be fair, that's farther than most people have gotten.
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 | All things considered, that's not much of a compliment.
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| Well, I guess you can't all be multiple champs like me.
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| Or fairly recently ranked like me!
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 | Or kicked out of the DL like...damn!
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 | Yes, yes, you're all pathetic.
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| I'm too rich to be pathetic. I automatically upgrade to "Unfortunate".
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| I was really only talking to the skull and Odin anyway.
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| That hurts, Chief. That hurts deep.
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| Cry me a river. Oh wait, you don't have tear ducts.
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| Ahem. Save the insults for our guests.
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| Right, right. Get ready folks, because it's time for another Behind the Scenes! I'm your host, Chisato Madison, and today we're going to talk to several guests who are fighting in the arena this week. As always, the usual BtS crew is around and slacking, so let's get things started by bringing out our first guests from Godlike!
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 | Uweheehee!
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 | DESTROY EVERYTHING.
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| Well, Kefka, since you have some semblance of a personality, let's start with you.
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| I'll burn him to ashes! With the power of Havoc Wing I am unstoppable.
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| Big Bang is wayyyy better than anything you could do, you insufferable face-painted buffoon.
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| I'm not a group of 4 numbskulls, you know, you won't be able to counter me so fast. And I'm much speedier than you are.
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| So what? I can take all kinds of punishment, you fall apart in like 3 rounds of fighting.
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| Seems like a fairly even match.
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| I dunno, I gotta go with Kefka. Clowns are way scarier than piles of blue spagehetti.
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| Then again, Zeromus does have that freaky alternate dimension thing going for him.
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| I DO NOT LOOK LIKE BLUE SPAGHETTI.
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| No, I think you look more like a drawing made by a child with ADD after eating half the crayons in the box.
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| My favorite flavor was always Razzle Dazzle Rose. Very chalky.
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| SCREW YOU GUYS!
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| And there he goes. Why are final bosses always so sensitive?
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| I dunno. I suppose they just have an inflated opinion of themselves due to being the final road bump on the great road of RPG questing. Get lost, Kefka.
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 | LYON!
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 | EMELIOUS!
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| ...Urggggggggghhhhhalllalsdglashg!
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| Heh heh heh.
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| Just...just talk about the match.
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| With my legendary sword, I am unbeatable!
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| With the power of love, I am also unbeatable!
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| But if both of us are unbeatable, who will win?
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| Love always wins!
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| Friendship always wins too!
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| Wouldn't it be great if there was, like, some sort of friendship/love hybrid that was never defeated?
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| Totally!
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| I like you. We should be friends.
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| Let's go get some ice cream!
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| Yay!
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| Yay!
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| Yay!
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| On the one hand, I'm annoyed my questions weren't answered, but at least they got rid of Odin.
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| It doesn't matter, both of them can be quickly summed up. Guys?
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| Blah blah blah I'm a speedy, evasive swordfighter who gives away shiny rocks to bad guys and pines over zombie best friends!
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| Blah blah blah I'm a crappy magic user with a few good moves who faints every five seconds and pines over self-cutting siblings!
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| Touche. Well, enough about that, let's talk to our Middle guests!
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 | This is insulting! I refuse to go along with this.
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 | Mega!
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| Just shut up and talk about the match, Margulis, or you won't get your sandwich.
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| I should have never blown up my mecha just to show off. Ugh. Fine. I can slice that overgrown flower into ribbons in no time. I have the skills and the endurance to handle Solar Beams or whatever. It's not like Pokemon are partiularly dangerous or anything, right?
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| Megaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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| Okay, Margulis, that wasn't so bad, was it? Here's your sandwich.
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| Extra turkey. That's good. You'll all live...for now.
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| MEGA!
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| Hey! Give that back!
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| Ah, RPG villains. One second they're in charge of a massive conspiracy, the next they're defeated by Shion and having their sandwich stolen by Pokemon.
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| Well, he should have thought of that before being created in the Xenosaga universe.
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 | Hello!
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 | What do you know?
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| ...We have Zylo and Gogo?
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| Oh no!
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| Time to reap what you sow!
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| I rather like snow....cones.
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| Alright, enough of that.
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| I am quite confident of victory. I can generically attack like nothing else!
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| Oh yeah? Well I can Mimick your generic attack or do a generic attack of my own! Variety for the win.
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| I'm sure everyone is just dying to see how your match goes.
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| Yes, I'm quite looking forward to all the attention. Do you think I should start signing autographs now or wait until the fan club is established?
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| No, I'd get started on your Light Champion statue first.
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| Good idea! I'm going to go get on that right now. See you later, chumps!
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| That wasn't very nice.
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| And?
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| Nothing, I've just been stating the obvious lots lately. My, you sure are an octopus, Ultros!
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| Um...thanks?
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| Well, that's that. What do you say we go laugh at Zylo's impending bankruptcy?
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| It's a deal.
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| Bank...ruptcy?
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| See you in a week, readers! Take care! |
I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon!