I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! In addition, there's another small tournament called Not Ranked, which pits an even wider assortment of unique, secretive and unknown warriors against each other in a similar vein. If you're looking for a favourite, it wouldn't hurt to check that out as well. The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! Ahhh, to be champion again. No one on this set's going to stop me, that's for sure. Oh well. This is Behind the Scenes with Jade, your sexy Godlike champion. Did you just insult our entire cast? And take the opening line of BtS? And claim that I can't stop you, bug? You can 'beat' me here with your stupid BtS powers, but in an actual fight you're as helpless as.. well, a loser kid in a jacket. It matters about as much as your money or your stupid obssession with the number one. Oh, you have no idea how badly you've screwed up Jade. Nothing wrong with being number one! Jecht, we'll get to you and the rest of the guests later. Jade deserves something special. Go grab a drink and charge it to my account, I'm buying.. well no, Jade is. But go charge it to his tab at the local watering hole, you and the rest of the guests. He won't object. The hell I won't! Really?! Awesome. Let's roll, boys! If we hurry up we catch Zidane trying to hit on Asellus. Let's see if she manages to rip out all of his internal organs this time. Except for Myria, she likes that lamer Jade. ;_; Enjoy. Odin? Yes boss? Go to the back wall and hit the giant red button that says "Shion dispenser". *Shudder* Really? Yes. You.. you wouldn't.. Try me. I will! *Press?* Ha! Nothing happened! To you. What about your sweet goddess Myria, who's fighting this week? Oh hey Jade! *Giggle* Isn't my new form so hot? *Tink* What was that sound? The sound of Jade's mind utterly shattering. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SHION! DIE MONSTER! SPRITIUAL LANCER! That tickled. ;_; I'll have to punish you for that Odin! Come here for a big kiss! AUUUUUUUUUGH SOMEONE SAV- **************************Nate's mansion****************** Well, Jade's completely shattered mentally and Odin's shattered physically, the set's ruined and we lost an entire day. Was that really worth it? Damn right it was. Even if we have to host BtS at your place? Yes. Yes it is. Besides which, Jade was kind enough to sign over all of his assets to me in his state of mental.. ah.. distress. He'll be footing the bill, then getting my foot shoved up his billfold. In that case, let's roll. This is Chisato Madison, Behind the Scenes here this week. As you've seen earlier we had a little problem at the studio thanks to Jade and Myria, so we're hosting the show here at Nate's posh mansion. *Hic* That was one hell of a party. What the *)@* is this @#$!? *)*@$%$@%*#ers wanna roll and not *@)$#in tip their @#*$%ing bartender? Good god. Cid Highwind vocal modification program, T? *$%@ing affirmative, *@#$!. Voice gimmicks replacing personality. Pathetic. Hey! Ayla SMASH !!!! Oui? Wot's up with this nonsense?! I'm about to get chased and murdered by half of our guests, aren't I? Odin isn't here. Someone has to be the fall guy. Fall guy? Why didn't you say so! *Yank* Tenacles off, squid! Hey everyone: Menardi won a Godlike title and you can all beat her up. Vent on her instead. *Smash* Se mida doloroso. Spanish? You jackass. Pedo. En la otra mano, me da mas personalidad? que nunca Merardi se tener. Wait.. does it even exist in your world? cohio? la escuhar de Jecht jugar en la bar. You're good. If you're so good, how'd you lose to an emo prettyboy like Lyon last time? Dos palabras. Yaoi demonios. *Shudder* Fair enough. Just stopping in to inform everyone that while I share your delight at the other Jade's misforturne, any attempts at slandering Jade the Necromancer's name, directly or otherwise, will result in massive legal action. Good day. *Mutter* You're lucky I don't have the time this week to sue you. Indeed. Also: Tu espanol es terrible Hurricane. Si tu luchar como tu hablar mis subir a Heavy esta aserguado. We'll see if he talks that much trash after Haschel punches his lights out. As for Light... ^_^! *Whoof* Little girl power! Something generic! ....****. THAT. Someone thrown these scrubs out and the rest of you bask in my glory while I plot on how to best bring Jade down. Right boss. Cameras off!