I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! In addition, there's another small tournament called Not Ranked, which pits an even wider assortment of unique, secretive and unknown warriors against each other in a similar vein. If you're looking for a favourite, it wouldn't hurt to check that out as well. The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Here's the news for Season 46: Not Ranked is back for one more season. Interested in seeing unranked fighters like my castmate Bubba fight it out? Go to Not Ranked to see more! Looking to make an impact? Have an opinion about a fight, or merely wish to tell a story about how your favorite fighter wins (Or how that dishonorable hated fighter loses?) Send in a comment on a fight this week! The fans who come to vote and write create some of the magic of our universe. If not for your contributions, we would not have seen the 'magical' side of Ghaleon, nor seen the fate that befell Zidane when he tried to outsmart Fou-Lu. So send in a writeup today, and help make the site a better place! Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! Welcome! As usual, the post holidays euphoria is over and we're at our crankiest and grouchiest. We still have New Years! Not that I'm planning on remember what happens on New Years Eve. Or the following three days. Ah, my favorite time of year. The farthest away from Christmas and those insufferable charity people. All that's left is drunken revels and cheap post-Christmas bargains! I, too, am glad Christmas is over. Do you have any idea what Eggnog does to the digestive system? The horror...the horror... Delightful as usual. Well, let's get this over with so I can participate in mindless consumerism. You're already halfway there, at least. Another bit of lip out of you, skull, and you'll be carrying my bags. But I don't have ha- PRECISELY. Ready. Set. Sasquatch! ... Hey there, loyal readers! It's time for another episode of Behind the Scenes. The whole gang's here and ready to go, so why not get started? To begin with, we have Fou-Lu and Heat, of the Godlike division. Thou hadst best run whilst you have the chance, mortal. Tch. Like a give a damn what you think. I've helped take down one god. It's a little different here, though. It's not going to be a problem. I'll devour him in an instant! I've always wondered how Dragon gods taste. Brave words. Thou will not find them so easy to accomplish. I can absorb any damage you throw at me. Didn't help you against your weakling little rival, now did it? Look who's talking! I don't have to listen to you insult me! I'm out of here. Awfully sensitive, huh? He's just pissed because his girlfriend got killed. Reusing lines? Out of my sight! UWAAAAAHHHHH! ... Well, Hallec, since you can speak whenver you aren't screaming at the top of your lungs, let's start with you. I don't like to have to fight a lady, but she must be a respected warrior to come this far! ... I see you are a proven fighter. I will have to give EVERYTHING I'VE GOT! UWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! ... I suppose in retrospect this was a good idea. Hallec is loud enough for the both of them. Immunities just mean I have to hit things even harder! Keep reaching for that rainbow, champ. Rainbows? You are a very silly skull! Time to go train! ... What are you looking at? Get lost. Alrighty, next up...people! I'm a fortuneteller. That is the extent of my character development. I'm gigantic. That is the extent of my character development. Well, I'm glad to see the two of you have so much in common. Even if it's only because you don't have much to disagree about. Well, what do you want? It's Arc the Lad 2, not Shakespeare. When you have 107 characters to compete with, you take what you can get. Anyway, I have plenty of magic tricks. I daresay that'll be enough. I'm more of the opinion that simpler is better. To wit, I'm going to smash your face in. Well, about what I'd expect from someone with the worst magical ability in a Suikoden game. Let's see you insult my stat spread when my Hate Rune rearranges your face. I'm surprised you can even equip one. Are you sure it's not duct-taped on? Big talk coming from someone who has to stay indoors on windy days to avoid getting killed in one hit. Ladies, ladies, you're both terrible. And considering the murderous looks you're shooting at me, I believe it's time to wrap this up. Thanks for coming. Tactful as always. Well, let's get this over with. Oooooo! Hey there. Would you like to meet Branky? Whooo is Branky? My magical sock-puppet! ...ooooookay. It's a long story. Um... Suikoden characters are nothing to sneeze at, but I do rather believe I can handle myself. It's all about perserverance. No, you're in Light. It's about sucking the least. It sure is a shame to have to knock out such a cute little guy, but rules are rules. I'll show you! Extra, extra! Read all about it! Little girl takes on midget space alien! When did you start working for the Weekly World News? Hi-yo! Gonna need a high five for that one. Lay it on me, brotha! Whooooo! ...get out. Sniff. Fine. Sooo are we gonna talk abou- Thank you, Sparky. I'm sure you're very busy now, so... It's Starky. Hey, that's great, good for you. Good hustle getting them out of here. Now, let's move on out. Agreed. See you next week, readers! Remember to vote, and enjoy the remaining holiday season! Would you like to change your skin to Silver?