I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Here's the news for Season 51: Looking to make an impact? Have an opinion about a fight, or merely wish to tell a story about how your favorite fighter wins (Or how that dishonorable hated fighter loses?) Send in a comment on a fight this week! The fans who come to vote and write create some of the magic of our universe. If not for your contributions, we would not have seen the 'magical' side of Ghaleon, nor seen the fate that befell Zidane when he tried to outsmart Fou-Lu. So send in a writeup today, and help make the site a better place! Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! Welcome to this week's Behind the Scenes. If you've noticed that we're getting straight to the point today, it's totally just a design decision and not because this was forgotten about until the last possible second. And anyone that says different...? We have plans for them. Oh yes. Also, it's really freaking hot today, so all I want to do is chill in a nice cool freezer box for the rest of the day. It's amusing that you think that has anything to do with this. And really, who wants to read a mountain of words every week anyway? It's short times like these that should be portioned out occasionally as kind of a break. Actual thoughtful advice from Odin. That's how you know this was rushed. I notice you haven't actually brought the Godlike guests out yet. Funny you should mention that... I'm okay with doing this fast. There's so much more time that I could spend brooding over my lost love. Oh, you mean that whiny little self-righteous jerk that couldn't get over saving a girl's life...The wrong way. That's the one! This is nonsense. You're not even really fighting. Yuna. That's my point! Summons like this ignore the true fighting spirit of the DL! Isn't it ironic that you are complaining about summoners in the DL while you, yourself, have been a summon on occasion? I think you just blew my mind. Blah blah blah I still can't get over this guy I went to school with like 20 years ago Yeah okay then thank you. Next! I'm just this guy, you know? ....really? This is BtS super ultra speed edition. Beggars can't be choosers when it comes to one-liners. I can't believe it's not butter! Hahahahaha! Kill me now. Sword meet guy, guy meet impending mortality. The end. I'll run rings around you! And thos rings will be..umm...man, this is hard to do in advance. Where's the beef? This is below even FE scrubs. Yeah! ...wait a minute. That guy dropped his wallet! And there they go. Almost...there... Haaaaaaahhahahaahha! Oh, you again. And me. And you. How's the wife? Still nameless and faceless. Are we gonna do this or...? Run away, drug peddler, or face the wrath of the Dark Adonis! I'm going to prescribe you 10ccs of Vitamin Pain! I'll be here all night. No, you won't. Yeah, I've got nothing. Really once you get past the catchphrases I'm dead on the inside. Much like your game series' sequals! OOOOOOOHHHH! Meh. 5 or 6 on the scale. Thou shoudst think things through better I'm taking advice from either of you. Your loss, lady. I'm just a humble fisherman. Whilst I am but a swordsman with a tragic past, you see I Nobody cares. But I... Nope But you... Denied! Why do... Shut up! ... Riiight. I feel like fishing right now. You always feel like fishing. It's what you do. Yeah, but what else do you want me to say? I stop being important to the plot after, like, 5 minutes. Oh my, just look at the time. Scram. / Laters. Have I mentioned my name's Logg? Isn't that humorous? That's very nice, but get out. Well, we got that done fairly fast. What now? We try not to be caught off guard next week, that's all. And with that, adieu. See you around.