I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Here's the news for Season 51: Looking to make an impact? Have an opinion about a fight, or merely wish to tell a story about how your favorite fighter wins (Or how that dishonorable hated fighter loses?) Send in a comment on a fight this week! The fans who come to vote and write create some of the magic of our universe. If not for your contributions, we would not have seen the 'magical' side of Ghaleon, nor seen the fate that befell Zidane when he tried to outsmart Fou-Lu. So send in a writeup today, and help make the site a better place! Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! Yes, Readers, we're here as always. It's week 4 time, and you know what that means...semifinals! So let's get started with our two Godlike guests, Lady and Isolde. ... How can you be a good villain when you don't even talk? I dunno, I think it's something you should aspire to. OHHHH! Excellent. Rude Octopi aside... ...you've been on a roll lately... ...And I expect to continue. Oh, this is gonna be fun. ...Can I go now? Sure, why not. Next up we have our Heavies, Geddoe and Worker 8. It just doesn't make sense. Hello, next victim. I mean, why? Robots are always weak to magic. Especially Lightning! I have Lightning all over the place! For all the good it'll do you. Well, I still have my sword. S3 Physicals from people not named Juan or Emily? Good luck with that one, Champ. Oh no, don't poke me to death through Defense Up! Thank you so much for arguing Worker's position for him. Why don't you make your own little fanclub? Bah! Time to sharpen my blade. Good luck with that. Looks like it's time for...Middle already? Yeesh, this is fast. That happens when the script gets deleted halfway through. And when all you have is personality-less characters and failures to interview. Speaking of the former... It's not nice to talk about Odessa that way, skull. Yeah, let's go with that. Well, on the other hand, Kresnick can actually do things besides attack... Yeah, he can commit suicide for no reason. Or ride a sweet motorcycle and still come off as an incredible wuss. Or have a giant gun that he gives away to the next pipsqueak he comes across. Or wet the bed. Hey! Jude wasn't that much of a pipsqueak! Anything you want to add, Odessa? I got nothin'. Splendid. Let's finish things off with Cyan and Porom, because holy crap that battle's going to be like watching paint dry. Finally, time to show off my charging skills! Finally, time to buff myself into oblivion and then Holy away! Finally, a match where you can get properly sloshed before it's over! Finally, I just wanted to chip in! Glad to see everybody's happy then. Except for the people who have to overwatch the match. I hope they have plenty of coffee. Well, an afternoon siesta is always welcome. I plan on "watching" the fight myself. I think that'll be all for today, then. Fellas? Already packed up all the equipment and are heading towards the door. Well then. Until next time, readers!