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Kefka has bested Persona characters before, but this week may be different, as he fights Ellen, the defeater of the infamous Myria! Can she keep that streak up? Dario will face off against Yuri, possibly one of the unluckiest Godlikes around, while Magic-user Seymour fights against Magic-immune Nate and Yunalesca faces Luca.

Martial Artist Sabin will now face off against Cameela, one of the greater demons. Elc, with his bag of tricks, will fight Jowy and his Black Sword Rune! Death-slinger Sierra will try and conquer the might of Percival. Speedy Jack will try and defeat an equally as speedy Sky Dragon Fogel.

Agrias and Lilly will have a swordmatch, Zidane and Nina will have a status-flinging match, Vivi and Sigurd will have a magic-throwing match, while Lexis and Alma will bring up the rear in the 'fear our physicals' match! Amazing!

I wonder if Kid will be able to defeat Vaida? I guess we'll find out! Perhaps she'll simply steal Vaida's weapon before Vaida can strike her down? Yumei, completely amazed at her previous victory now fights a fellow magic user in Hellion. These two women will definately have a slow but amazing fight! Gepetto and his doll will have fun trying to beat Garet while Flonne fires ARROWS OF LOVE AND PEACE at Kashell.

I wonder how things will go this week? Let's find out!

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Let's find out what Chisato and her friends have to offer this time! Behind the Scenes awaits you, my friends~! See you next time!
Welcome one and all, once more, to the new and improved Behind the Scenes set.
How exactly is it improved? New peephole in the ladies restroom?
A new peephole? That was you, Odin?!
Uh…
You will pay, Moppy!
Is this the shortest amount of time elapsed before a severe beating on this show? I think we’ve set another new record this season.
Speaking of which, let’s welcome back Gilgamesh to our band of regulars! After a great showing in Heavy and a good fight in Godlike, he’s back to full-time Behind the Scenes duty!
Yeah, I just couldn’t stay away from all of you wonderful guys. It’s what keeps me coming back here.
I personally think that’s just the mental trauma you suffered as a child coming back to haunt you.
Speaking of which, looks like Chisato isn’t done beating up Odin, so Gilgamesh, would you like to lead us on?
Of course. Let’s welcome Nina the Fifth and Vivi!
What’s this? I thought Ninas usually spoke in very annoying, high-pitched tones and never shut up. What’s up with this one?
There’s dust coming off her wings. I think she’s setting off my allergies. A….aaaa…..
Can octopi have allergies? It seems a bit weird, considering you don’t have a nose.
That’s what makes them so bad.
Wonderful. Well, little Vivi, how’s it feel to be back in the arena?
Great! I even got a letter with a check in it for several million gil!
What? Why?
Said something about taking out a “threat to society”. I bought a new set of mage robes, and several thousand hats!
I can see the people lining up to beat up Vinsfeld right now. I…hey, where did Chisato go? I see Odin on the floor bleeding, but Chisato’s not here.
I think she went to get in line.
Figures. Well, time for Light I guess. Let’s bring out Garet and Flonne!
Teehee! Yes!
Are you sure that’s a good idea?
Teehee! Yes!
Shouldn’t we try something else?
No, I don’t think so.
Really?
Yes!
Are you absolutely certain?
Yes! Teehee! You’re funny! Can I ask questions now?
Sure.
Are you certain?
Yep.
You won’t be angry if I make a mistake?
Nope.
...
Wow, I…
Someone who actually likes Golden Sun dialogue…I’m actually a bit scared.
Totally. Shall we?
One…Two…Three…
Launch!
I’m flying! Wheeeeee!!!!
Are you sureeeeeeee!??!
How disturbing.
Ah, Sierra! Just the person we were waiting for.
’Course, we were also looking for the other guest…what happened to Sabin?
I got hungry.
No big loss. So, how’s that true rune treating you?
Still has Neclord germs on it. Even washing it with soap and water didn’t get it fully clean.
Why would a vampire care about germs? Aren’t you immortal?
Immortals still get sick. Even I had massive diar…
Ooooookay. Godlike!
Uwhehehehehehehehehe!!!
This guy is driving me nuts.
Yeah, he does that. It’s kind of his thing.
Uwhehehehehehehehehe!!! Soon, I shall have the entire league under my heel!
You aren’t actually wearing high heels, are you? I know clowns have a weird dress code…
Uwhehehehehehehehehe!!! My dress is none of your concern! Now, foolish “Godslayer”, how would you like to die a week early?
Die? What makes you think you’ll be able to beat me, Bozo?
Uwhehehehehehehehehe!!! I am a champion! I command the power of the…OUCH YOU BIT ME OH GOD I’M A HEMOPHILIAC ARGH PAIN DEATH!!!
Mmm…yes, I’m going to need some gum to clear this awful taste out of my mouth. I miss having other appendages.
Moral of the story: don’t bite clowns – they taste bad.
And on that note…goodbye! Join us next week when we have an entirely new line-up of guests to make fun of! This is Ultros, signing off!
…kidneys…need…kidneys…