Ay, signor! Welcome back to Morrie's Monstrous Duelling League! Last week was an amazing battle between all the combatants and this week proves to be even more exciting! If you'd like to see who won the battles last week, go ahead and look at the Results signors! **Importantion information for newcomers! Please click This Link to go to a post made by our moderators that should hopefully answer several of your questions! If you have any more, simply feel free to go to the forums and ask!** This week, Rubicant will be facing Scias! Rubicant is a fearsome opponent with a variety of fire spells! Scias, however, has the ability to resist flame as well as strike at Rubicant's weakness with an icy blade! Is this a match Rubican't win!? Ha ha ha! Ah, signor, I kill myself! Jerin, last season's Heavy CHAMPIONE now faces Kevin, the werewolf! The half-elf magic-user will do her best to assault her opponent with those spells as fast as possible! Kevin, however, will simply try and strike Jerin down before she can defeat him with his BEAR fists! Margarette is very well known as a woman with an attitude, signors. She will have to use all her skills with a gun to defeat Chongara, a SUMMONERE who will try and wall the girl into a corner and try to defeat her before she can prevail! Olan's studious abilities are known throughout the land. He is a young man who is very serious about books, to the point where he's learned to use them as a weapon. His ability, Galaxy Stop, will be used to try and put Relm in her place--however! The young girl will not simply take this lying down! She will fight back with everything she's got, even if all she can do is beat him on the head with a rod! So, signors, these are a few of the matches this week! If you'd like to see more... RUN with PASSION into the Monstrous Pit and cast your votes! Also, little ones, you should not forget about the Not Ranked Monstrous Pit ! It is a place where some amazing matches will occur! People are always welcome at The Forums so please head on over! Newcomes are invited to join and take part whenever they'd like. Now!! It is time you rush with full speed into the The Season 29 Week 2 Topic to place bets on your team! **Everyone, listen! Have you ever wanted to take part in our Bonus Matches? Have you ever had a great idea you thought would make an awesome match? Well here's your chance! Just go to the Bonus Match Ideas Post and read all about it! I hope you enjoyed your week so far, signors! I will be here, working on more PASSIONATE matches for you all to be entertained by! Make sure you RETURNE next week! Now it is time for BEHINDE THE SCENES! Go go Speed Racer! He's a demon on wheels! Odin, I won't warn you again. I don't care if you are the so-called lord of the gods. If you sing that one more time, I'll turn your entrails into a decorative hat. Geez, what's got him all upset? Gee, I don't know. Maybe the fact you keep running into him, and when you're not, you're running into me! Ow! It's not easy to parallel park when you've got tentacles acting as feet, buddy. Well, Chisato can parallel park. Please, please don't tell me that you just nearly implied that Chisato has tentacles, Gilgamesh. Your health expenses are piling up enough as it is. In any case, Chisato actually can drive pretty well. And if you EVER tell her I said that, I'll bite your ears off. Tell me what? Gah! Don't sneak up on me like that! Whatever. Let's just get started. All right, for those of you at home just tuning in, our unfortunate mishap from last week with our air conditioning gave the big boss man an idea. So, we're coming to you live from the future site of the Nanjocorp Drive-In Theater, Amusement Park, and Sushi Bar. Of course, our guests are going to help with the manual labor, followed by a test run with that old Solarian classic movie, "Silence of the -Lambs-". Well, it's not like you can help. Well, if you'd let me take the term "calling shotgun" literally... Enough. Our first guests are no strangers to our cast. Say hello to... oh, dear god. Hiya, Uncle Ulty! Greetings. Aaaaaahhh! Hello, Relm. Hiya, Auntie Chissie! I'm not your aunt. Welcome to my nightmare. Your first match this season is against Olan Durai. Any strategy to beat him? I'm thinking charcoal on parchment. So you're going to rely on your powers of sketching? No, I'm going to set his books on fire. Ah. Fire solves everything. Indeed. Now, Shiho... Hi. DUN NUN Wait. DUN NUN DUN NUN Did you hear that? No. Nope. Definitely not. You're delusional. I didn't hear anything. Nothing at all. DUN NUN DUN NUN DUN NUN DUN NUN But... Truck to the face! Gah! Looks like I'm blasting off againnn... Vengeance is mine at last! Good for you. Now you can help us drive the cars around. What? You took part of our labor force. Restitution must be made. Ah, the downside. Your old familiar friend. While we go get Palmer set up, say hello to our Middle guests, Squall Leonhart and Nicolus. Bumper cars! Cool! Right. What's the point in having these in a drive-in, anyway? Strangely, in a world with tons of people who have never even seen a car, there's a sizable chunk of the population who can't drive. Thus, by supplying the cars myself, I ensure that people will actually show up. Wouldn't you need to do some heavy remodeling? Yes, and thanks for volunteering. Here's a wrench. *sigh* Some days, I wish I was a silent main. What do I need to do? Make sure you put the auto-jacks on! No! No auto-jacks, no saw blades, and no monkey in the trunk! Oh, you're no fun anymore. Nicolus, you're our last cast member to get in. Does that upset you? Not really. It's all the luck of the draw. Besides, I get to drive the bumper cars! Whee! Well, he's everything I've come to expect from the Wisemen. Indeed. Heavy, let's go. All right then. Our guests are Kevin and Lavitz. Welcome, both of you! Hello, although I'm a bit surprised that my friend here isn't off chasing cars, as it were. Ha ha. Keep laughing, pretty flower boy. Don't make me destroy you. Whoa! Major tension here. Now, I can understand why Kevin might be a little antagonistic, given his nature and the fact that Lavitz is facing off against Angela, but what about the Dragoon? I will be the one to avenge my liege, not some mongrel mutt! Grr... Yeah, because the power of the Green Dragoon did so much the last time. Things will be different! Yeah? How? Um... er... I thought so. Stupid stick boy. Don't worry, Kevin will defeat pointy-eared man/woman. You mean Chisato? Don't get me started, mimir. Our final guests are from Godlike. First, say hello to Belial! Hello. Hey, it's Magical Girl Ghaleon! I don't get it. Don't worry. You'll adjust quickly. You have a tall order in your first match, facing off against a former Godlike Champion in Zophar. Do you think you can stand up to the Destroyer? Perhaps. I have yet to see her in action, so I'm not certain how powerful she is. Um, Zophar's a male. Really? That's what he says. And I don't think any of us are willing to verify for ourselves. In any case, welcome to the DL. Our other Godlike guest is a veteran of the arena, so put your hands together... Hey! ...for Ultimecia! Greetings. Now, where kan I park my Kamero? *sigh* I'll take care of it. Your valet is very speedy. The uniform kould use some work, though. So, it's been ten seasons since your last appearance. What have you been doing to keep busy? Funny you should ask that... Nothing good ever comes from that line. I'm out of here. I have devised a kontraption kapable of altering time and space as we know it. Wow. That sounds completely different from time compression. Quiet! If I kannot defeat Sephiroth with my own strength, I shall remake the universe to enable my true power! Behold! The GameShark! That's not a GameShark. It does look familiar, though. No... no... NO! It can't be... the Drakkhen Shark! Now to turn it on... eek! Wow, I didn't think you could fit that much blood into one body. Guys, it's staring at us. Women and millionaires first! Get out of the way! My god, it's eating the fabric of space and altering reality! Hey, it's just like home! Cut the cameras, now!