Welcome back, signors! You want to be seeing more of the Monstrous Pit, ay? Of course you do! You come back every week, and Morrie will give you just what you want! So, the votes have been tallied and the Results are in, signors! You should be taking a look at them! **Importantion information for newcomers! Please click This Link to go to a post made by our moderators that should hopefully answer several of your questions! If you have any more, simply feel free to go to the forums and ask!** Signors. What makes a good fighter? What makes a good dueller? Is it strength? Surely, that is a part! However, it is not the only thing of importance to a fighter! They must combine all aspects, strength, intelligence and agility... it is importante! There is more to fighting than just this of course, signors! However, the fighters in this week's monstrous pit... they have the gusto! If they don't have what it takes, then they will be taken out! So, what does this mean? It means that the fighters this week must have more than just a pretty face to win! In my monstrous pit... you must have the passion! The will to survive against all odds! You must have what it truly takes to win the CHAMPIONESHIPE signors!! This is only the third week, so we have not seen what these people can do just yet, but everyone has their own tricks... some people can pull victory from the very mouth of the defeat, as they say! There is much to be thinking about this week with the matches we have for you, so you should make sure you support your choice! Godlike, Heavy, Middle or the Light, it is all the same! Make sure you are supporting them! Do not just be the standing there! Run with the gusto into the Monstrous Pit and make sure you're willing to put yourself into the voting! Also, little ones, you should not forget about the Not Ranked Monstrous Pit ! It is a place where some amazing matches will occur soon! People are always welcome at The Forums so please head on over! Newcomes are invited to join and take part whenever they'd like. Now!! It is time you rush with full speed into the The Season 29 Week 3 Topic to support your fighters! **Everyone, listen! Have you ever wanted to take part in our Bonus Matches? Have you ever had a great idea you thought would make an awesome match? Well here's your chance! Just go to the Bonus Match Ideas Post and read all about it! Well, that draws to a close this week's announcementes, signors. It has been fun to speak with all of you about the love of duelling. Now it is time for the Behind the Scenes to take over. I wish you the buena fortuna on your next battles. Ah…the start of Week Three of eliminations. The glamour, the pizzazz… The poor, broken hearts of the losers from weeks one and two. Yes, it’s a fine and dandy week, as always. Welcome to Behind the Scenes, the show where death isn’t necessarily the end of the line! I’m Ultros, tentacled cameraman extraordinaire, and the entire Behind the Scenes cast wishes you a happy Labour Day. Yes, happy Labour Day! All the staff members here will be working extra long hours on Monday, so you can all rest assured that your tax dollars won’t be wasted! Wait, I thought Labour Day was a day off? Only in civilized countries – if you haven’t noticed by now, I run a dictatorship. Drat. I really needed a chance to get my tentacles done. And on that disturbing note, let’s bring out a barrel of fun guests from Middle, say hello to Yulie Ahtreide and Sain! Well, well! We meet again, lady Chisato. I must say, you’re looking rather wonderful tonight. Is that a new lip gloss you’re using? Sain…Sain. You sure do know how to flatter a lady. Why thank yooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! Unfortunately, I hate suck-ups. Also, Fire Emblem Cavaliers are the bane of my existence, so no matter how much you flatter me, I’ll still hate you. Damn palette swaps… On that note…Yulie! How goes the Paladin business? I’m actually not a Paladin…there’s a difference, in particular… Great! Because we’ve got a test for you! A…test? Yep. To enter the school of Paladins, you need to be able to defeat evil. So, we’ve got some evil, right here! Oh evil! Mmm…dinner… Time Kompression! Mine eyes hath seen the glory of the coming of the dark/He is smiting out the spirits of the troops of…uh…what rhymes with dark? No one cares. Good luck, young Paladin! But…but…I’m not really a Palad…eep. She’s going to get creamed. Badly. Videotape it, sell it to Fox. They’ll air anything. Next! From live and sunny…wherever we’re located…it’s resident sword-girls Alis Landale and Raquel Applegate! Hello. I wish I could properly see all you 3-D people. Properly see us? She’s 2-D: she can’t see parts of people in other dimensions. Since we’re built on more colours and better graphical design, she can only see portions of us. How sad. She can’t see me in all my glory. No, but I can see the pink boxers you’re wearing, if that’s what you mean. Eep! Ah, poor girl. That’s a sight I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. Why thank you, Morte. It’s nice to see you have a heart in that rotting bone structure of yours after all. Don’t mention it, ya’ festering pile of flesh. Really – don’t mention it, or I’ll bite your ears off. Sweet like a candy cane. So, Raquel, think you can defeat a talented swordsman this week? You did it last week, but this one actually has two eyes, so he might be a tad tougher. My flashing blade shall pierce the darkness! No matter how hard he tries, I shall find a beautiful thing to fight for, and win! What about Odin’s boxers? Not beautiful. And another mystery of the world solved. Next up is Light, with Lezard Valeth and Viki. Ahahahahaha! What a joke! My opponents aren’t worth my time at all! Where’s the challenge? Uh…Mr. Valeth? What is it, little girl? What do you want from the great, Lezard Valeth?! I…a…a…achoo! Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!! Wow. Anyone got a tissue? I’ve got my favourite handkerchief! Thanks…I…achoooooooo! My handkerchief! Nooooooo! Oh, we had so many wonderful times! I had named you Marvin, and you were the smallest handkerchief from the textile factory! But you had a huge heart! Waahhhhhhhhhhh! Poor baby. You need some time alone. Thank yooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! Mmm…how many seasons has it been since I’ve used the ejector? Too many. Guess I’ll have to be on the look-out for more opportunities. Last guests! Such an unfitting introduktion. … Ok, Dogbert, I know you’re not mute. Give us some dirt to joke around with. Come on! …no… Come on! Want a Scooby snack? Rooby-rooby roo! Good boy. Go fetch! Rooooooooooo!!! He jumped out the window… Guess people really will do anything for a Scooby Snack. So, what about you Ultimecia? Got any oddities outside of the accent? None, komrade. …comrade? I’m against privatization of industry. I also hate orphanages. Well, that answers a couple questions. And with that, let’s finish this episode up. Such a non-violent ending. Nothing bad can possibly come of this. Hello? Is anyone there? Mmm? What’s this? A handkerchief! Ahahahahaha! My Philosopher’s Stone tells me that this will be my key to snagging that Lady Valkyrie!

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