Ay, signors, welcome back again. Looks like the preliminary matches are out of the way now! With passion! All we have left is the finalists... or perhaps onemight say the quarterly finalists? At any rate, friends, you should go and check out the Results of the last week! **Importantion information for newcomers! Please click This Link to go to a post made by our moderators that should hopefully answer several of your questions! If you have any more, simply feel free to go to the forums and ask!** So this week, signors, there are a few interesting matches for you to see. I wonder what can really be said about these fights this week? Yuna, the Summonaire will continue her battle this week in a battle against the time-traveling world eater, Lavos! Yuna has quite a bit of damage behind her in those Aeons to dish out, but Lavos, signors... Lavos is no push the over either. He has an array of damage to go up against Yuna's... I hope the world is not ended by this battle. Ted, the original bearer of the Soul Eater will now be facing Nina Wyndia, the princess! She has been known to control Death as well, but perhaps in a different way. This will be a most interesting battle... It is not every day that you get to see people who control life and death in their very hands, signors!! Eileen has quite a bit of magic power in her hands. The Earth Rune offers her quite a bit of offensive spells as well as the defensive Copper Flesh. Lucca, however, has the passion of magic as well, locked in her own hands. She will fling fire after fire at Eileen, never stopping until she is defeated! Finally, singors, we have the battle of Nanami and Mel! Girls have been the theme of this season, but this battle... is not typical! Nanami is not your typical woman, signors! She has the passion and ferocity of the tiger, and Mel... Mel has... a... posessed puppet on her hand! Amazing! I simply cannot believe this! This will truly be a battle of the never before seen. Do not forget, signors, it is important to head to the Not Ranked Monstrous Pit at times. One must always be the willing participater of the fun matches, ay? People are always welcome at The Forums so please head on over! Newcomes are invited to join and take part whenever they'd like. Now signors, rush into the Monstrous Pit forums and read the The Season 30 Week 3 Topic to see what others have to say about this week's ragazzo! I think you'll be most impressede! **Everyone, listen! Have you ever wanted to take part in our Bonus Matches? Have you ever had a great idea you thought would make an awesome match? Well here's your chance! Just go to the Bonus Match Ideas Post and read all about it! So signors, it is that time again. Time for the Behind of the Scenes with your good ol' pal Chisato! I hope it is the entertaining as always, because that is always a fun time! See you signors next week! What do you mean we can't air the show till the mess from last week's cleaned up? The cream pit wasn't my fault. Like I care. Until you do your job and get the set cleaned up, there will be no BtS. Get to work, useless NPC. Useless NPC? I'll show you soon. Oh yes. VP2 shall make me into a true powerhouse, just like Gobi.. bwhahaha-ow! Stop wasting everyone's time, failure. Get mopping. *Sniffs* I apologize to our many loyal viewers, but BtS will be a bit late, while Odin cleans up. Check back soon for more BtS action! So the only way I can actually get attention on BtS is to mop up after the latest round of needless bloodshed? Pretty much. Three days, twenty-seven minutes, nineteen seconds, and many severe beatings of Odin later… Finally…beautiful as a freshly scrubbed toilet! Why, it does look real nice, Odin. Nice enough to eat off of, I’d say… Indeed! That’s why I brought my lunch with me! Mmm…Ambrosia. The saddest part of this is that I’m not surprised at all. Take it off camera, freak. You call me a freak now, but soon I shall be more powerful than you could ever imagine! Oh yes…soon…once we rank Valkyrie Profile 2: Silmeria! I shall become as a god! Aren’t you already supposed to be a god? Yeah, really. I mean, you are eating ambrosia. It’s generic ambrosia: Chisato doesn’t pay me enough to get the real stuff. What a sad story. Really, I’m so sorry for you. You do realize the rest of us live on Ramen, right? It’s not exactly the best thing in the world for my skin colour, either. I mean…I’m turning purple! My skin once was a fabulous tan… Silence! Censorship?! I will not be silenced! I shall…argh! …wow, you just kicked his face off. I bet that hurt. I hope it did. Now, would someone like to start? Welcome back to Behind the Scenes, where fear and terror is backed up by severe head trauma! I’m the lovable octopus Ultros, bringing to you yet another week of senseless violence and abuse at the hands of Chisato Madison, our lovable host! Thank you Ultros. In the spirit of Season XXX, we’re proud to bring you only the handsomest and sexiest and most amazing guests possible! Let’s bring out Yuri and the Dragon Quest Eight Hero! … You know, it saddens me that Chisato considers a silent man sexy. It’s really showing men in a bad light, and is extremely sexist. I take offense to this. And as usual, your opinion doesn’t count. Now, if I might call you ‘Guv’, would you please tell me how you could be attracted to that dolt of a princess? … Come on! There are plenty of real girls out there! Medea is ugly, can’t cook, can’t fight, has no backbone…you need a real woman! … Ten hell the chief plugs herself as a potential woman. Oh, I’m not stupid enough to take a bet like that. You’ll win for sure. You can do better than her! Why, I know a great girl real close to you… Hey Chisato baby! Why are you going after this nobody?! I’m right here, willing and waiting to receive your affections! Don’t get in my way! I’m the fantabulous Air Pirate Vigoro, and this here woman is my prize! …I never thought I’d see this day come. Men fighting over Chisato…must be Ragnarok. Hrist! Yes, Lord Odin. Rally the Einjehr…Inenah…Ein…those dead people you summon to Valhalla! We must prepare for the end of the world! As you command. She’s mine, lecherous Air Pirate! I am the Chosen, and she is my chosen woman! No way! I will have her! My beautiful Red, dazzling and sparkling as the sun, shall be mine! Uh…Chisato? So wonderful! Fight! Fight for me! I think she’s not interested in the show anymore. What a waste. I should have just stayed at home. Time to finish the episode, I suppose. Yuri, would you do the honours? Sure. Our remaining guests for tonight include: Bowser Koopa, Tengaar, Sheena Fujibayashi and Colette Brunel. Interesting set-up here. I agree…hey, where’s Colette? I don’t know…but Bowser is gone too. Hey, look what I found while cleaning the women’s restroom! It’s a note! Mmm…”To whomever may find this, I, Bowser, have kidnapped your precious Chosen of Mana! Bwhahahahahahahahaha! If you want her back, come to my castle and try to take her away from me! Bwhahahahahahahahaha! P.S. – No Plumbers!” Huh. Well, guess the show’s over! Now, back to my nice little home for a refreshing cup of Ramen! Someone should go save that poor girl! Don’t look at me: I was trying to assassinate her for half the damn game. And I don’t care about anything or anyone, really. Eh…I just don’t feel like it. …ok, fine. I’ll go. Ok! Let’s go and save that poor girl from the evil masochistic domination of that horrid, horrid man-turtle! Ok…the only stipulation on this adventure is that you don’t talk? Got it? Sexist pig! Why, I’ll report you to…ack! I’ll probably be better off without her. Nooooooooooo! I just finished cleaning up last week’s mess! Well, get cracking on this one, then! I think we’re about done with everything, wouldn’t you agree, Ultros? I agree. From everyone here at Behind the Scenes, have a great day, and don’t forget to brush your teeth daily! You’ll get more ladies that way. So that’s the secret? Huh. Then I shall return! Once the power of Listerine is mine, I shall have you all to myself, wonderful, luscious Chisato!