 | WHAT?!
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 | I'm going to a downgrade pool?
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 | I'm.. a loser?
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 | How can the Dark Prince, the person who massacred the Paladins of Zetegina, a true man of EVIL, be possibly going to light?
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| You? YOU?! I am the glorious White Wolf of Norgard. My masterful leadership and combat skills are surpassed by none. My destiny is to overcome these foolish and minor challenges, crush everyone in my way, and scale the mountain of success. How could a foolish dancer- a WOMAN- dare eclipse my glory and stand in the way of my ascention to a higher division?! Much like how that foolish Zemeckis or that even more foolish Luca will never be able to stand in my way. The divine mandate I was granted at birth to bring light and order to this cold and foolish world will not be put out by the jealous failings of my lesser, unworthy rivals.
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| YEAH! If there's one other thing Fairie tought me, it's how to handle defeat. You buck up and pretend it didn't happen and keep attacking your rivals. With our combined MIGHT no mere Light will advance to the division. Even better.. we're all manly fighters. There's no horrible Mage here to weaken us and cause us to lose!
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| Swarming some innocents and slaughtering them for no reason? You know I'm in. Bwhahahaa!
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| It's not like Miranda's speaking to me anyway after betting all of Yuki's winnings last season on my own fight. Ah, what the hey. It's a chance for some male bonding! Speaking of which.. where is the Behind the Scenes crew?
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| They're a bunch of horrible mages so I locked them out with my strongest magics!
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| ...don't you hate mages...?
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| I can already tell it's best not to ask.
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| Enough of that. Our DESTINY is at hand. The Norgard Defense Force has a chance to shut out whoever dares to challenge our supremancy in the Light/Middle pools. Be a worthless woman like Jewel..
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| An EVIL MAGE who Fairie says to not trust like Erk..
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| A goody two shoes ELF who must DIE like Stallion..
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| Or a mere poser who pretends to be a good mentor and popular with the ladies (Unlike yours truly, a real man) like Viktor..
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| THEY HAVE NO CHANCE TO STAND AGAINST THE COMBINED MIGHT OF THE NORGARD DEFENSE FORCE!
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| **************************Right outside the BtS studios******************
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 | That was so stupid it insulted my intellgence.
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 | Didn't you once call Seifer your master?
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 | And? Even Seifer can do better than that.
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 | Ugh. I thought we were supposed to lock them in there so they could beat each other up and explain how downgrade pools worked. My mistake for expecting Duran and Vaynard to not fail.
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 | Even worse, most of the cameras are down for repairs. We won't be able to tape the show until sunday evening. We need something to appease the masses.
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| I can take off my shirt and pose for the lad... *URK*
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 | DIE PIG!
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| It's always good to see you, King Luca.
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 | Speak for yourself, he likes fried calamari.
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| Ugh. I can't say the same, but..
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| You were the one to call me here. Make it quick before I kill you all.
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| You remember Vaynard.
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| Ah, yes. The pig who thinks he's a White Wolf. He bled enough for that idiotic claim.
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| Vaynard and the rest of his mentally challenged henchman are sitting in there, cackling about how they're going to beat up lights or something. Including Gares. You remember Gares from the last Evil Prince convention, right? The one where he picked a fight with Raja and lost?
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| Not to mention Alonso. You remember him from last week.
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| !!!
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| There's also Duran. No one needs an excuse to kill Duran.
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| So there's some maggots in there to roast, eh? Bwhahahahahaha! Sounds like fun.
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| Gilgamesh, break that pathetic magical lock someone put on the door... never mind, Luca just kicked down the door.
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| Let's go watch the carnage.
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| TIME TO DIE, PIGS!!!!
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| You call yourself an EVIL PRINCE and you do the bidding of others?! Prepare to die, traitor!!!!
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| Wasn't he Rashidi's minion?
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| Just... shut up. Let the idiot comments speak for themselves.
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| *Thud*
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| Bwehehehe!! Who's next?!
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| Your mad rantings are the work of an unhinged mind. How dare you lay hands on a royal retainer for the great and blessed kingdom of No... *STAB*.. *STAB*r....ga *STABSTABSTABSTAB*
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| Less talking, more dying!
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| CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
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| For victory! You won't overcome Lancer Crash this time!
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| YEAH!!!
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| I'd ask why Odin is joining a suicide charge against Luca Blight *AFTER* he insulted the NDF, but...
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| Like I said, let the idiot's own words speak for themselves.
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| *Urk*
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| There's blood everywhere.
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| That was quick.
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| Chief, bad news! Luca's got the last camera!
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| Ah hell, Luca set fire to the last camera and is shoving it up Dur-
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| **************************Sunday******************
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| Well, that was certaintly entertaining, and also highly disturbing.
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| I might have gone overboard there. Eh, who am I trying to kid? I'd do it all over again if I had the chance.
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| Well, at least we managed to get some new equipment and have the old ones...burned. With fire. Lots and lots of fire.
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| It's a good thing what little self-respect I had was beaten away years ago, or else you might have had trouble finding someone to pull that camera out!
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| Shut up, Odin.
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| He yells because I deserve it.
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| Right. Well, Duran seems to have recovered, anyway.
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| ...
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| Oh, here we go.
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| ...Levan Gotua was a famous Georgian writer. He has written fabulous historical novels. One of his most famous works was "Gmirta Varami", which is fueled by the writer's great love of his country and the rich history of Georgia.
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| Eh?
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| M-35 is a state trunkline highway in the Upper Peninsula (UP) of the U.S. state of Michigan. Running for 127.99 miles (205.98 km) in a general north–south direction, it connects the cities of Menominee, Escanaba and Negaunee. The southern section of M-35 in Menominee and Delta counties carries two additional designations.
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| What the hell?
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| I see.
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| Greenwood Lake Airport (FAA LID: 4N1) is a general aviation airport in West Milford, Passaic County, New Jersey, United States. This public-use airport is owned by the New Jersey Department of Transportation. It covers an area of 150 acres (61 ha) and has one runway.
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| Is it just me or is he just spouting off random Wikipedia articles?
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| Talk about funny cat pictures! I love those little guys.
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| Alternanthera littoralis is an African species in the botanical family Amaranthaceae. The leaves are eaten as a vegetable.
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| I dunno, I kinda like him like this.
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| Well, whatever, leave him. We have a show to run!
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| Right you are. Guys?
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| Yeah, we're ready, whatever. Say something else, Duran!
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| The term dubiofossil is a portmanteau word used in geology and paleontology for a problematic structure that looks like a fossil, but whose biologic origin is uncertain. (From Latin dubius, + fossil). It has been mainly used for remains found in rocks dating from the early history of the Earth (Precambrian rocks), but is also applicable in other settings such as problematic microbe-like forms in meteorites.
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| Your mom is a dubiofossil!
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| Nice burn, bro! High eight!
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| Okay, stop bugging the Wiki-Duran. On another note, hello once again, readers! Apologies for the slight delay, but as I'm sure you can understand we had to get a bunch of new equipment. No matter, Behind the Scenes continues on regardless. Representing Godlikes, please welcome Loki and Virgil.
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 | Oh, good. It's a whiny, mage-hating loser obsessed with shiny objects, and then there's Duran.
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 | Hey!
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| Oh, pipe down, Loki, nobody wants to hear it.
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| Ah..Virgil. You seem confident.
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| Why not? This'll be as easy as sinking my teeth into a puppy. An orphan puppy.
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| Me and my Dragon Orb will beat you into the dust, you freak!
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| Don't you have some pretty-boy to trick into doing all your work for you?
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| Don't worry, Loki. You can always use some girl to shield yourself from him like you did me. Wuss.
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| But you...that wasn't...shut up!
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| Yeah, good work, sparky. Get lost.
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| I think I'm going to go eat a robot's brain. Laters.
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| A charming man. I hate to see his pantry, though. Ah well. Stop sulking by the door, Loki, and let the Heavies through!
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 | Wait, you were burning something and you didn't let me help? I thought we were castmates, Chisato.
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 | Because you'd burn the whole damn studio to ashes and then burn the ashes?
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| Well, yeah, but how can you be sure molecules didn't escape? A complete sterilization is necessary!
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| An interesting point, but...the match?
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| Like you have to ask what I'm going to do.
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| I dunno. Flood or something? I'm kind of a 'spur of the moment' guy.
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| So am I. Sometimes I go "Shall I make an inferno, or a giant blaze, or a towering firestorm, or.."
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| I get the idea.
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| So how's things? Last I heard Indalecio was going up against some woman.
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| And will likely get his ass kicked! That'll shut him up about being in Godlike, I think.
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| Ah, I wouldn't know anything about that. I just like fire.
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| Right. Well, are we all done here?
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| The Bytham River is a now lost ancient river in paleolithic Britain that ran through the English Midlands until around 450,000 years ago. Its course has been suggested as the route that the first humans to visit Britain took.
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| That's a yes. Try not to get killed by any birds on the way out, Ninja. Let's keep things rolling and get Middle out here!
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 | Boy, I hope I do well this week!
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 | ...
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| Well, Hahn, how do you feel about facing down a man who wields rayguns and rocket launchers with nothing but some knives?
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| ...Pantswettingly terrified, now that you mention it.
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| It takes courage to admit you're a total pantywaist. Wait a minute, no it doesn't.
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| Well, I can heal....that's something, right?
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| That's the spirit, champ! You can win this thing!
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| Really?
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| No.
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| No.
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| No.
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| No.
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| No.
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| The Children's Health Act of 2000 (Public Law 106-310 Sec. 1004) is a legislative measure, passed by the United States Congress which directs federal agencies to undertake a national, long-term study of children's health and development in relation to environmental exposures, specifically diseases that are increasingly prevalent in the United States, such as autism and asthma.
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| ...eep.
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| ...See you in the ring.
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| Poor kid. Eh, he knew what he was getting into. Looks like all we have left is Light.
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 | WHOOOOOOOSH!
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 | Why..why do I always end up being around people like this?
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| sorrycantstoptotalkgottarunrealfastandnowimgoingtolaparoundthestudioWHEEEEE
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| Looks like somebody got into the sugar supply. Well, Erk, since Stallion appears determined to break the sound barrier we'll have to start with you.
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| If this is the best my opponent can do, I don't think I'll have anything to fear. Lighting moves at the speed of light, after all.
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| ohboyeatingthatwhitepowderoffthefloorwasabadideanowifIstoprunningIdie
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| Ugh.
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| IbetIcanrunallllllldayyyyyy....senses..crashing...can't...maintain..speed...slowing...do...wn......
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| How convienent. Well, I think that covers it.
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| Excellent. Now to sue Luca for the cost of the new equipment. I think I better bring along a physically immune Persona just in case...
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| Well, that's it for this week! See you next Saturday with the Finals for Season 43! |
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