I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! In addition, there's another small tournament called Not Ranked, which pits an even wider assortment of unique, secretive and unknown warriors against each other in a similar vein. If you're looking for a favourite, it wouldn't hurt to check that out as well. The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Here's the news for Season 46: Not Ranked is back for one more season. Interested in seeing unranked fighters like my castmate Bubba fight it out? Go to Not Ranked to see more! Looking to make an impact? Have an opinion about a fight, or merely wish to tell a story about how your favorite fighter wins (Or how that dishonorable hated fighter loses?) Send in a comment on a fight this week! The fans who come to vote and write create some of the magic of our universe. If not for your contributions, we would not have seen the 'magical' side of Ghaleon, nor seen the fate that befell Zidane when he tried to outsmart Fou-Lu. So send in a writeup today, and help make the site a better place! Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! Hey there, loyal readers, welcome to Behind the Scenes: Holy Crap We Need To Do This Fast Fast Fast Edition Otherwise known as the ultimate in slumming it. Just when you thought we couldn't get any more low-effort! If there's anything we're good at, it's scraping the barest, lowest molecule of crap from the bottom of the barrel. And then I lick it clean. But enough of that nonsense, let's get started! First: Leopold and the Patriach Sergius. One goes to the bathroom all over the floor, and the other is a dog. I'm an old man! So we can see. Well, out with it. With this staff...thing, I can easily send this religious toady packing. And then, lick my crotch. Evily. Who are you? Where am I? What did I do with my pills? Is Matlock on yet? Cut the stereotypes. But they're gold I tell you! Gold! Okay, fine. Look, the dog's got wings and all, and that's pretty badass, but I have a giant mech up my sleeve. Well, not literally, but the point is I'm going to blow him to kingdom come. Hehehe. 'blow' Very mature. We're all about high-brow humor here. Moving right along: Dycedarg, the eldest brother, and Seed, that one guy. Hey, as far as random bad guys go, we got some pretty decent scene time. Is it my fault that they made that typo so memorable? Though at least I'm not nearly as scummy. Oh please. A little patricide and everybody's a critic. At least I didn't follow Crazy McKillmurder on his little rampage. I was loyal to Jowy! For all of 3 days before Riou beat you both. At least I managed to hold onto Igros for a few years before things fell apart. I'm sure this all horribly fascinating, but could you two cut it out? Yeah, yeah. Attack and stuff. What do you want from me? Lune Knight stuff, you know how it is. Can we go now? Fine. Exit's on your left. Next! Oh, they did this on purpose. What's the matter, afraid without your buddies backing you up? I should ask you the same question. You're going down, big boy. I'd hate to have to plug that pretty face full of bullets. Yes, yes, two fighters from the same game facing each other, how utterly exciting, will wonders never cease, etc. Quit raining on our parade, fool. Oh go make some train metaphors you terrorist moron. I don't have to take this, I'm out of here. I hope he has lots of...training! Mother of God. It didn't take long for this to derail. You can track the exact moment. Not a good time to lose one's head! You're not very good at this, are you? Sorry. Thought I was picking up on a vibe here. Anyway. A puppy? Really? Wuffy wuff wuff! Hate everything. Yeah, being the DL will do that. Have a rolled up newspaper handy? No, but my Eliminate Scanner should suffice. Eventually. Wuffy wuff wuff! Aw, look, it's rolling over. How sickeningly sweet. I wish I could tell Connie how much I hate her in words she'd understand. I think my eyes are bleeding rainbows. I don't know whether to cry or vomit. Perhaps I'll do both. Do it somewhere else. Okay, we're done here. That was fairly fast, good work everyone. Wuffy Woof woof! Stop doing adorable backflips, Connie. Would you like to change your skin to Silver?