 | And we're back. Last week, as you know, Ryu and Orlandu won in Godlike, surprising absolutely nobody, and Opera made it to the Semi-Finals, which is considered a portent of the coming apocalypse.
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 | Next thing you know I'll be ranked again.
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 | And win a Heavy championship.
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 | While winning the lottery.
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 | On Fire.
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 | In any case, Behind the Scenes is here once again to let you know all about some contestants for Week 4. Starting off with Godlike, we have DL veterans Orlandu and Brahms.
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 | Always a pleasure.
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 | Hello.
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 | So how are things?
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 | Despite ending the last match with such a terrible, terrible pun...pretty good I suppose.
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 | Same old, same old.
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 | So how about the match?
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 | Well, considering my swordskills don't seem to be physical in nature, I should be able to keep Brahms at bay, and he can't hold off Night Sword forever.
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 | I have plenty of HP, and Orlandu can only do so much damage. I'll tear him to shreds once I get Bloody Curse up and running.
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 | Every hit you take I can heal to full, which is more than I can say for you.
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 | I'll get an overkill sooner or later, and that'll be it.
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 | I see.
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 | "Flipping the bird"? Really? I get a nosebleed just thinking about it.
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 | Shut up!
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 | Thank you Brahms and Orlandu. So, let's have a look see at Heavy than, shall we?
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 | Ninja? And a cute one, too...this season just keeps getting better and better.
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 | Eyes are up here, buddy.
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 | Oh yes that's very interesting...huh?
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 | Sigh. EDGE!
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 | Huh?
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 | The fight?
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 | Oh, I wouldn't call it a 'fight'. Really just initiating a conversation is half the battle, by the time you take them out to eat it's more of a strategic withdrawal...to the bedroom. Heh heh heh.
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 | I....ARGH!
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 | So how about you and I AGH NO NOT THE FACE I NEED MY FACE TO LIVE!
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 | Really I was a little worried about battling a fellow ninja, but now I think I'm perfectly okay with it.
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 | I can see that. Thanks for stopping by. Well, that went fairly fast. Let's keep up the momentum!
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 | Hopefully without face-punching. I like my face!
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 | I, too, would like to keep my face.
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 | Eh, you're cool with me. Anyway, how do you see this fight breaking down?
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 | Sleep's kind of a pain, but hopefully I can resist it long enough to do some decent damage. That and my healing should see me through.
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 | Sleep should hit sooner or later. After that it's just mopping up.
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 | Anything else to add?
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 | Nah, that's pretty much all I've got.
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 | Nah, I'm doomed to get Sleeped anyway.
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 | Ah, Middle. Even when you win you lose.
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 | But at least you aren't Light!
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 | Amen to that.
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 | Hey!
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 | Oh, it's you. What do you want?
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 | I'm here to talk about the match, silly!
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 | I hope you don't get hurt too bad...
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 | Okay, but make it quick. The sooner I'm out of your presence the sooner I can forget I made eye contact with you.
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 | While I'm super excited to fight I'm afraid I'll hurt my opponent too bad, so I"m going for a fast win! Maybe I'll trip over something as an endearing trait that shows even though I'm the Chosen One I'm still human!
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 | What a great plan!
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 | They don't pay me nearly enough for this.
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 | They don't pay me enough for this and I write my own paychecks.
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 | I think it's sort of sweet.
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 | You're embarrassing yourself, Odin, stop it.
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 | And then I'll think about sunshine and flowers and rainbows and puppies and
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 | Yeah no. That's a wrap, people!
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 | Thank god!
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 | But who will win?
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 | Who cares?
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 | Thank you for reading Behind the Scenes. See you around!
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