Ah, signors, it is good to be back. What, the punishment? Ah, do not worry about such things, signors! Trust me, ay? That fellow does not have what it takes to defeat Morrie in a battle! At any rate, signors would like to move right into the Seasone 30, eh? Good! We have now the Results for the last season, so let us go into this seasone! **Importantion information for newcomers! Please click This Link to go to a post made by our moderators that should hopefully answer several of your questions! If you have any more, simply feel free to go to the forums and ask!** This seasone, we have many monstrous pit warriors with the passion and the gusto! Some of which have never been seen before by the naked ay!? Yuna, the Godlike SUMMONERE from Besaid has returned to the Monstrous Pit! Will she able to rock the world of Godlike with her ragazzo, or will all that will BE SAID about her that she's simply not as strong as everyone has made her out to be? One must wonder! Angelo will make his debut into the monstrous pit this week! Angelo is a truly faithful man, spending much of his time in the Maella Abbey. However, his faith will be tested!! His passion put under the gun!! He must face an opponent who may be able to make Angel-os out of him!! Bowser, the infamous TURTLE KINGE from the far off lands returns to make his mark on Middle! He has the power to Terrorize his opponent, something not many duellers can claim. He is an opponent with a scary face! Hm, is that true...? Ay, signor, he is quite the terrific turtle for terrorizing! Hmm... something about that is not quite right, signors... Finally, signors, it is Celine's turn. I do not know much about this bellissima, but I do know that she can cast many a spell! I wonder how her battles will go...? Will her spells be able to defeat her opponent before she exhauts her spell reserves? Hmm... We shall have to see, signors, we shall have to see indeed... she certainly is a jewel of a woman. Do not forget, signors, it is important to head to the Not Ranked Monstrous Pit at times. One must always be the willing participater of the fun matches, ay? People are always welcome at The Forums so please head on over! Newcomes are invited to join and take part whenever they'd like. Now signors, rush into the Monstrous Pit forums and read the The Season 30 Week 1 Topic to support those whom you believe in! Even if they are the women! Ha ha ha, I kid, I kid! Women fighters are as strong, if not the stronger of men! **Everyone, listen! Have you ever wanted to take part in our Bonus Matches? Have you ever had a great idea you thought would make an awesome match? Well here's your chance! Just go to the Bonus Match Ideas Post and read all about it! It is now time for you to be looking at the Behind the Scenes, signors. Now, let us go to the future with a RAGAZZO! LET'S GO! I still…don’t know…why I’m in my…Songstress…dressphere… I agree with those sentiments…I can’t even fit this thing on my horse’s a… Just finish putting them on, ladies! Then it’ll be time for your interviews! I can’t believe I let you guys sucker me into letting you run this week’s show. I swear, one two many of those delicious chocolate martinis and I’m out. Relax, relax! It’ll all be great! We won’t disappoint you, chief! And yet every time you say that, I end up back home with my good friends Ben an Jerry, wondering why I keep doing this. Don’t look so glum! “Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad…” Like your singing, for one. Let’s get on with this already. Live from Behind the Scenes at the RPGDL, we welcome you to Season XXX! Just for your entertainment, we’ve prepared one of many special episodes of Behind the Scenes for you this week! Without further ado, let’s bring out our competitors! I don’t like where this is going…not at all… My, it does feel liberating to wear something much lighter than my armour. Mmm…I agree. Celine!? Where’s your shower curtain!? It started to rust and get moldy. Not something I’d wear around in public. But…you’re barely wearing anything else…granted, I always thought you wore nothing under the shower curtain anyway, so I guess this is an improvement… I feel a draft… This bikini bottom still won’t fit over my a… Please don’t look at my black wings! I think your wings showing are the least of your worries right now. I…so…cold… Stop complaining and do something about it! You made everyone wear a swimsuit?! You pigs! Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Come on boss! It’s Season XXX! Get in the spirit of things! What else do you have planned? Normal question and answer session. We’re not total perverts. Eh…ok, continue on. Just don’t do anything too stupid… Alright! Let’s start round one! Miss Isadora, you and Celine are up first! Ok. Whatever works. Ok! Question one, Miss Isadora: which one of us would you most like to go out on a date with? Um…I’m already married to my status as a knight, but if I had to choose…well, I’ve always thought Gilgamesh was kind of cute, in the villainous henchman sort of way. Yay! I’m the greatest! Woohoo! You’re exploiting the guests for fun and profit? Uh…yes? Please don’t hurt me! Why would I? That’s delightfully evil! Of course, I’ll have to beat you all up for not letting me in on your little idea… But we couldn’t do that…see, if you took part in this, no one else would show up, because they wouldn’t stand a chance against you! Right answer. Continue. Me next! Miss Celine: I’m a delicious ice cream cone from your local Dairy Queen – what flavour am I? I really don’t care, actually – I’m lactose-intolerant, so I would have thrown you out the second I saw you. … Burned. Badly burned. Sorry buddy. Such a shame. What are you going to do with yourself now, Odin? I’m going to go meet my friends Ben and Jerry. Awwww…anyway, next up! Ah, Mae and Tio. Alright, see the kiddie pool outside? Yes. It is empty. But when you get out there, it’ll be filled with mud. Your mission is to pin Mae down for ten seconds, like any good wrestling match. Mae, you’re to do the same to Tio. Go! And they’re off! Mae at a gallop, with Tio right behind her! Ok, Edge, Zidane and the rest of you freaks, pay up! Alright! This is going to be great! I can’t wait! Selling the show off to the biggest perverts in the RPGDL? How much are you making off of it? Twenty-two million gil. Took them about three weeks to accumulate it all. I’ll be happily spending it on a new BMW. Are you ready for us, skull? I’m not a very patient woman. That’s a repetitive statement. So miss Assassin, what’s your idea of a dream date? Killing my target in a bathtub filled with rose petals. It’s the best date I’ve ever had. Uh…moving on…Nina, did you end up marrying Ryu? We all know your forerunner did, but it’s not very final whether you did or not. Hey now, maybe she doesn’t want to talk about her personal life in such a public forum. Why thank you, that’s so very considerate… Hey Lede! I’ll pay you fifty-thousand gil to kill her! With pleasure. Hi-ya! Get off of me! Stop it! Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!! Ah, now that’s real love – fighting for your life, nearly naked, against a mad demon in a g-string. Yes, life couldn’t get better. Excuse…me… Ah, we’ve got one last set of guests tonight. And I know just what they need…prepare the magnet! Prepare the magnet! A magnet? What do you hope to accomplish with it? We added bits of lead into every bathing suit. I’m sure you can guess where this is going. Never before seen on television before: Yuna, the naked truth! Magnet is ready to fire in five! Four! Three! Two! One! Fire! Due to the graphic content of the previous scene, the network has decided not to air it. Suffice to say that the parties charged with such lewd behaviour and conduct will not go unpunished. Thank you. - Nate Nanjo, Nanjo Entertainment Corporation Alright buddy, you’re going away for a long time. Half those girls were underage. Aw, come on! Have a heart! It’s illegal, buddy. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted… And we’re rich! Yay! Actually, I think that needs confiscated, officers – I’ll take it to help pay for their court fees. Wait a second! You won’t pay anything! You’ll just keep it for yourself! Oh…so sad. So it looks like everyone had a wonderful week! Welcome to Season XXX, everyone! I’m off to buy a hot tub! Dammit, where’s Odin when you actually need him? *sniff* You see, you won’t turn on me or judge me, will you Mr. Ben? Dude, I’m not Ben – that’s my father. I thought you said there were some chicks on the television, but all I see is that ugly skull, octopus and multi-armed man getting arrested. I’m outta’ here! I’m so lonely…