Welcome back, signors! The last week as most refreshing, ay? Some combatants you had not seen in the before, maybe? This week we offer you even more! But it is importante to look back to the past, so turn to view the Results of the last week! **Importantion information for newcomers! Please click This Link to go to a post made by our moderators that should hopefully answer several of your questions! If you have any more, simply feel free to go to the forums and ask!** So we returne to the Godlike arena this week, signors. A young man I know quite personally is entering the Monstrous Pit again. He will fight the sorceress, Deis! This will be a match that should be quite the entertainer, ay? Will the little one be able to find a way out of this battle, or will the snake-caster send him to the pit of doom!? Angela enters into her match this week with the passion and the gusto! She is not just a simple spellweaver, signors, she has much more behind her... however, her opponente is someone known for not only her evasion, but her spell defense! Fiora, the Pegasus Knight may be able to deliver a fatal blow to Angela's health! Which one of these amazing women will win the ragazzo of the day?! Tengaar, another female magic-user, faces Adray Lasbard, one older, but still very passionate man! Tengaar must use her potent spells to keep Adray away, but I wonder, signors... will that be enough? Adray has the healing, signors, as well as quite a bit of damage... Tengaar can protect herself... I wonder which way the votes will swing this week? Signors. I am not sure what to make of this Jogurt character. He seems to have no redeeming feature at all... but I suppose, in some way, he is the charming mascot, ay? Perhaps he will bring support because he is so cute, as they say. I hope he has the gusto to try and persevere against Mel! She is not a belissima to be trifled with! Do not forget, signors, it is important to head to the Not Ranked Monstrous Pit at times. One must always be the willing participater of the fun matches, ay? People are always welcome at The Forums so please head on over! Newcomes are invited to join and take part whenever they'd like. Now signors, rush into the Monstrous Pit forums and read the The Season 30 Week 2 Topic to see what others have to say about this week's ragazzo! I think you'll be most impressede! **Everyone, listen! Have you ever wanted to take part in our Bonus Matches? Have you ever had a great idea you thought would make an awesome match? Well here's your chance! Just go to the Bonus Match Ideas Post and read all about it! So now, signors, make sure you come on the next week! I will be waiting for you here, in this spot... But you should run to Behind the Scenes... NOW! Get a move on! That was one exciting week. Zidane almost managed to succeed at something, perversion ran amok, and I got to beat the ever-loving crap out that fat prince guy. Gets my tentacles tingling just thinking about it! Yeah, yeah, it was all fun and games for you guys. Try cleaning it all up. Not only do you have all the blood, the bone, the bits of brain, but more than few of them ended up losing control over involuntary functions. I don't know what Sten had eaten beforehand... Ugh. Why do I always walk in during Odin's discussion of his job? Why do you care what Odin says? The boss has got a point. Anyway, now that we've got the Nanjo Corporation breathing down our neck, I think we're going to have to tone down our ideas for the remainder of Season XXX. Not that we could really top the whole NPC fiasco, anyway. I think I destroyed my VCR replaying the Cecilia and Yuna fight. That's what solid gold DVDs made out of platinum and endangered animals are for. Anyway, you're right. In order to keep our standards of decency, and also to provide more attractive targets for ridicule and scorn, I've decided to hire Duran to 'guard' the pit below us. Should any of you step out of line, or if I get bored, or if you say the magic word, you'll be dropped down below to enjoy the company of him and that Fairie creature. Did I mention that the room is full of whipped cream? ....I have a whole new appreciation for working here. Speaking of which, I suppose we better get started. Everybody get ready. Camera-Ready Sound-Ready Sex Appeal-Ready Sex ap-Damn! Hello, readers, and welcome to Week 2 of Season XXX! We here at Behind the Scenes are ready to give you the best we have to offer in mockery, shame, insults, and random acts of violence. We might also have some interviewing, if we can fit it in. First victims, front and center! Hey, I'm no victim, I'm the Best! ... Jecht, Xenobia, welcome. Jecht, how do you think this fight is going to go? Well, first I'll hit her with my sword. Then..I guess I'll hit her with my sword again. Have I mentioned that I'm best? Also, do you have any spare change? Not for you, Rummy. Xenobia, any rebuttal? ... What's with her? Oh, I think that's part of her punishment. She has to do what Edge says, and I guess he told her to take a vow of silence. Part of his chauvinism or something. If you knew that, why did you have her on? So I could do this, of course. *SPLASH* INTRUDER!!! ULTIMATE CREAM ARMAGHEDDON! WHEE I'M HYPER! Hee! This is sorta like the time when Undine and I had too much to drink and... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! EVERY SINUS PACKED WITH CREAM!! ...So evil. The best part is that she technically broke the vow of silence, so now she has to give Edge a massage and hit on Piastol. Wow. Season XXX brings out the best in all of us! I don't mean to interupt the torture, but can we hurry it up? This lunk keeps on asking me to go into Bunny Girl form. Hunk, I said! And it's only fair that you dress up to go out with a playboy such as me! You're about three more words away from a bullet sandwich, except instead of bread you get more bullets and instead of cheese you get some more bullets and it's basically all bullets going into your mouth. That's what she s-BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM Exeunt Vigoro. Good job. You may stay out of the pit. Odin, dump Vigoro's corpse in the hatch. Somebody get the Middle duellers out here! I can feel the waves of destiny crashing all round me. This Middle Season will be mine, mark my words! You won't be winning anything, you little brat! All you young pups will learn to obey your elders by the time I'm done with you! L'Arachel, you seem confident. Not expecting any trouble from the Third Class Pilot? No way! That icky old man won't stand in my way! 'Icky"? Heh, sister, this is Season XXX! The Season of Lowered Expectations! Aww yeah! With all this perversion in the air dates are plentiful. Speaking of which, want to go to a movie? The Brahne Witch Project is supposed to be exellent. I'd love t-wait a minute! Must...resist..lowered..standards... Not on my watch! *SPLASH* SUPER CREAM FRIENDS FOREVER!!!! This is somehow -worse- than all that Adults vs. Children stuff. I think I'll go off in a corner and cry. Thank you, helmeted stranger. Clearly Destiny has meant for us to be together! I'm married to my work. Also Rennac has made it clear that nobody is to touch you, and there's no way I'm going up against that Godlike RES. Wise decision. One time Rennac called his kid fat, and he totally cried. Power of the Gods, I tell you. Whew...that lowered standards stuff is dangerous. Let's hurry up and do the Lights and get out of here. Hi! ^_^ Oh, am I going to enjoy fighting you. Don't be a meanie. We should be friends! ^_^ Do I look like an otherwordly Ninja to you? It's not happening. Strong words. But can you back them up in the arena? She's the Chosen One. They always die. Always. Besides, it's season XXX. She'll probably get captured by some pervert halfway through the match. Not as long as I have this reptile skin! See? ^_^ Agh getawaygetawaygetaway! You know, I may have underestimated you. Also, I think I'm going to barf. That's all we have for you on Behind the Scenes. This is Chisato, signing-URPH! Cameras off, blackmail engaged! I am NEVER going to keep my mop clean, am I?