| As an Octopus, and as a card-carrying
member of the NAACP, I find that the lack of African-
American main characters in gaming today is a serious problem.
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| But is that really our concern? There's no way
to regulate the race in videogames, and I don't think we'd want to
anyway. Affirmative Action already generates controversey, and we don't
need that in our interactive realm.
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| Serious conversation? How drunk are you both?
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| Final Fantasy Repeating Bosses Party 2006.
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| The only issue being raised there is how many kegs are left.
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| Not much judging from your breath, rummy.
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| So, there you are. About time we got this version star..Hey,
where's Odin?
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| Wheeeeeeeeeee I am the Lizard King My hand brings justice and candy...CAAANDY
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| ...How many times do we have to tell you to not eat mushrooms you find on the ground?
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| I don't know but they were yummy and now I think that the mop is trying to kill me how are you today chisato have you seen Luca he's not such a bad guy once you get to know him he just has this thing against pigs he's all 'I'm going to kill you' okay whatevever buddy haha
I think I'm going to throw up
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| No! Not on the upholes..damn!
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| This is as good as time as any to start getting ready for my match. Later, nutcases!
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| What he said. Have fun, Chisato(we're so dead after the season is over).
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| Ugh...okay, let's just get started and hope one of the duellers has some type of cleaning spell. Welcome, Readers, to the latest installment in Behind the Scenes, the only interview show to make the FCC censors head explode! Let's start things off with our first Godlike
match, Chris Lightfellow and Cidolfas Orlandu.
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| Pleasure to be here again. Well, it would be if it weren't for the nauseating scent.
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| Why are there chunks of...smelly subtance... all over the place?
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| Excellent question. Chris, would you mind using your True Water Rune to maybe sprinkle the area?
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| Are you joking? This is a True Rune with unbelievable power, not a cleaning device!
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| It's an attitude like that that's keeping you single, sister.
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| How dare you! I have much better things to do with my time than pine for some neanderthal!
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| Hahhaha! So the Alma Kinan Rumors were true, then?
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| I don't recall anybody inviting you here, chuckles.
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| I am the Mad Prince Luca! I do as I please!
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| Hold your tongue, Luca! What kind of a woman would I be if I just bowed and scraped my knees like some half-bit maid?
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| A woman who knows the true meaning of happiness, obviously.
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| I heard that. Eat death, pig!
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| Bring it, girly.
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| Now this is the kind of interview I want to see! Hahahaha!
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| Oh, gross. Not only is there a brawl out between Old Man River and Ms. No-Fun, there's vomit all over the place. No matter. Time-Clean!
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| ..You know, just because you say something's a spell doesn't make it happen.
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| Maybe not, but those leaves look pretty absorbent to me.
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| What are you..EW EWWWWWWW THIS IS A VIOLATION OF SUCH MAGNITUDE! MY LEAFS ARE NOW VOMIT-SOAKED LIES!
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| Godlike always cheers me up. Now, onto Heavy Let's welcome our first interviewees, Cliff Fittier and Wren!
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| Yo.
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| Greetings.
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| Cliff, Wren, you're both known as hard hitting tanks. So what makes you think you have the edge?
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| I punch things pretty hard.
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| I have a defense buff, which combined with my healing and several shots of powerful damage would make short work of my opponent.
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| Nuh-Uh
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| My logic is undeniable.
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| No, it's not.
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| Why not?
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| Because if any logic was undeniable then you wouldn't need logic and would come to that conclusion through natural thought-processes, rendering it leses logic and more of a postulate.
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| I'm still confident of my victory.
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| Just jealous I outsmarted you.
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| Boooring! Maybe Middle will be better. C'mon out, Paulette and Selan!
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| Hello.
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| Hi.
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| Paulette, Arc the Lad 4's duellers have not been exactly stellar in many regards. Do you propose to change that with a championship?
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| It's definitely in the cards, but I still have a ways to go.
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| Like getting enough people interested in your matches to support you?
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| What do you mean? I'm exciting! Everybody at my matches is having a good time!
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| Yes...because they've finally found something dull enough to motivate them to do their taxes.
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| Yeah, your game's cast is pretty lame. You should try to be more like us!
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| I concur.
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| Why hasn't anybody asked for me? I'm all the entertainment you ever need!
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| You forget to mention most of that 'entertainment' comes from the amount of soul-crushing, mind-flaying, baby-killing stupid that comes out of your music career.
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| My rap rendition of 1000 Words was brilliant and you know it! If only I had gotten Solt and Peppor to be my backup singers, but they said they were busy.
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| I think the amount of pathetic in this division has tarnished my heart. Well, if I had one.
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| Agreed. Let's do Light. Hello, Nina Wyndia and Red Wizard!
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| Hiya!
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| Hello. My name is Red Wizard. I have no personality due to 8-bit constraints. Please excuse me.
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| Nina, Light is a harsh place. Do you think you have what it takes to make it past this week's match?
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| Of course! I've been practicing really really hard and I think it's paid off!
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| Hello. My name is Red Wizard. I have no personality due to 8-bit constraints. Please excuse me.
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| Of course. Let's welcome our last guests, Lani and Kain Highwind!
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| Finally!
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| Can we hurry? I'd like to get back to training.
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| Kain, Lani's pretty tough, for a Light. Has all your training been paying off?
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| My Jump attack now makes it to the stratosphere. I rest my case.
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| Oh, please. I'll make you eat that spear.
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| Well, that was fun! Eh, what's this then? Another silly woman? Go get a man already!
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| I shall express my displeaure in the form of stabbing.
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| Okay!
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| Chauvinsist Launch Detected.
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| But that's not FAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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| All right, that's all we have for you. Tune in next week for the results, and enjoy your week! Hope Ultros turns off this camera before long.
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| Hello. My name is Red Wizard. I have no personality due to 8-bit constraints. Please excuse me.
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